Chris Hoyle
snarghoyle.bsky.social
Chris Hoyle
@snarghoyle.bsky.social
Software QA by day, doomscroller by night
It's a few years old now, but I always loved this photo of my car standing out in the work car park. Give. Me. Colour.
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 AM
You dropped this by the way.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Well now I'm just envisioning these criminals selling me tickets instead. There's no escape!
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Your passion and surname are right there for making "The Jazz Hall" festival an annual, January reality. And I just know your themed confection stands would be on point. I'll keep an eye on Ticketmaster.
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
We're in the commercial void, Sophie. They want to sell things to us so badly but they can't. Don't give them the keys to the void-dom, I beg you!
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
That's the wrapped I felt the most. Have a good one Sophie!
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
You are so very full of positive energy and empathy. I truly hope the universe pays it back double for you. Happy holidays.
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Also another corker of a soundtrack from Basil Poledouris, adding to the amazing works I already loved from Starship Troopers, Robocop, Conan The Barbarian, and The Hunt for Red October.
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I was also a demo player only until last year when I finally grabbed it at a retro market and I have played about the same levels as I did in the demo! I should really give it a longer stretch.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tell me about it. Got the news that I need a part that is no longer manufactured, so if the scrap merchants don't have it, then it's new (used) car time. Rude of life to throw that at me when everything in the world costs 3x as much now.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'll forego the special break if my working hours can just contract as the daylight hours do.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You were beautiful and charming, but despite my daughter pushing me to ask for your number, I did not have the confidence to say anything. You said you were from Pakistan and I assumed you live in the Manchester area, but I otherwise don't know enough to find you again. I wish I had said something.
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It is unlikely you will ever stumble across this, but just know that if you were the woman I got seated next to after the mix up with my tickets, I have been thinking about you ever since. We chatted about The Witcher, some games, Gladiator, and you mentioned you were going to see Hans Zimmer.
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
All the best for a comfortable and speedy recovery.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've been off work all week and all I've done is play games and go to concerts. Everyone do be getting fucked.
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM