Chris Hoyle
@snarghoyle.bsky.social
Software QA by day, doomscroller by night
They can't keep getting away with making her eyes bigger and bigger!
January 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
They can't keep getting away with making her eyes bigger and bigger!
It's a few years old now, but I always loved this photo of my car standing out in the work car park. Give. Me. Colour.
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 AM
It's a few years old now, but I always loved this photo of my car standing out in the work car park. Give. Me. Colour.
You dropped this by the way.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
You dropped this by the way.
Well now I'm just envisioning these criminals selling me tickets instead. There's no escape!
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Well now I'm just envisioning these criminals selling me tickets instead. There's no escape!
I've used so few of my holidays this year that I'm in my last working week until the new year.
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I've used so few of my holidays this year that I'm in my last working week until the new year.
Got this damn cool poster for Predator Badlands from the cinema and I might be about to attain next levels of single because I'm actually contemplating putting it up on the wall...
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Got this damn cool poster for Predator Badlands from the cinema and I might be about to attain next levels of single because I'm actually contemplating putting it up on the wall...
I don't consider myself that invested in my looks but everyone likes to feel good about themselves. Still, between psoriasis, social anxiety and low moods, I can go 2-3 months without sorting out the hair. Short feels more comfortable but feels like a downgrade from the unkempt aesthetic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I don't consider myself that invested in my looks but everyone likes to feel good about themselves. Still, between psoriasis, social anxiety and low moods, I can go 2-3 months without sorting out the hair. Short feels more comfortable but feels like a downgrade from the unkempt aesthetic.
Completed Jedi Fallen Order this week. Had I known how closely it follows the soulslike formula I probably wouldn't have picked it up, which would have been a shame because there's a great Star Wars story to be explored here with very likeable characters and top notch performances.
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Completed Jedi Fallen Order this week. Had I known how closely it follows the soulslike formula I probably wouldn't have picked it up, which would have been a shame because there's a great Star Wars story to be explored here with very likeable characters and top notch performances.
Still hyped. Just got back from seeing Of Monsters and Men at the Sheffield Foundry SU for their 'All is Love and Pain in the Mouse Parade' album launch tour. Great set from the new songs and then got encored with my all time favourite, Dirty Paws. Love 'em.
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Still hyped. Just got back from seeing Of Monsters and Men at the Sheffield Foundry SU for their 'All is Love and Pain in the Mouse Parade' album launch tour. Great set from the new songs and then got encored with my all time favourite, Dirty Paws. Love 'em.
It does not matter how carefully you put them in the shopping bag, the inevitability of this massacre occurring is one of life's cruelest betrayals.
August 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It does not matter how carefully you put them in the shopping bag, the inevitability of this massacre occurring is one of life's cruelest betrayals.
I literally booked minutes after I saw this revealed. One of my favourite bands and it's been six years since I last saw them; they've been away too long!
August 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I literally booked minutes after I saw this revealed. One of my favourite bands and it's been six years since I last saw them; they've been away too long!
My daughter took this series of photos of a harbour seal experiencing the joys of touching grass.
July 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My daughter took this series of photos of a harbour seal experiencing the joys of touching grass.
A spectacular performance of Haydn's Creation by the Manchester Hallé at Sheffield City Hall this afternoon. My first time seeing such a large choral accompaniment, and their effect was powerful.
June 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A spectacular performance of Haydn's Creation by the Manchester Hallé at Sheffield City Hall this afternoon. My first time seeing such a large choral accompaniment, and their effect was powerful.
My friends and I don't tell people we're Sniper Elite fans, but there are signs.
May 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My friends and I don't tell people we're Sniper Elite fans, but there are signs.
The DB9 is a great looking car, and you can't argue with that classic E-Type shape.
I don't have a collection any more really, except for this BMW i8 that was given to all employees when it first launched in the UK.
I don't have a collection any more really, except for this BMW i8 that was given to all employees when it first launched in the UK.
May 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The DB9 is a great looking car, and you can't argue with that classic E-Type shape.
I don't have a collection any more really, except for this BMW i8 that was given to all employees when it first launched in the UK.
I don't have a collection any more really, except for this BMW i8 that was given to all employees when it first launched in the UK.
Wasn't one for posters, but I had a die cast model collection with a Ferrari F40 that I loved. My favourite was something much earlier though, the 1957 Chevrolet Corvette. The epitome of optimism in design form.
May 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wasn't one for posters, but I had a die cast model collection with a Ferrari F40 that I loved. My favourite was something much earlier though, the 1957 Chevrolet Corvette. The epitome of optimism in design form.
Impromptu trip to Skipton Castle.
May 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Impromptu trip to Skipton Castle.
Man who is going to be ok because he finally got a haircut and he gets to see the orchestra tonight.
May 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Man who is going to be ok because he finally got a haircut and he gets to see the orchestra tonight.
Indicators? You don't know 'em. All those horns you hearin', they just people sayin' hey. General courtesy? Nah, he fought in the civil war. Also, you gon' go out, get something nice for yourself cos you gonna remember that fat and ugly stuff WAS all in your head, cos daaaamn, girl.
May 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Indicators? You don't know 'em. All those horns you hearin', they just people sayin' hey. General courtesy? Nah, he fought in the civil war. Also, you gon' go out, get something nice for yourself cos you gonna remember that fat and ugly stuff WAS all in your head, cos daaaamn, girl.