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there's something tragic about a perfectly nice person deciding to get an MBA
August 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
there's something tragic about a perfectly nice person deciding to get an MBA
me at work (derogatory)
March 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
me at work (derogatory)
a significant stressor in my life is the fear that my downstairs neighbors are judging how often I vacuum
January 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
a significant stressor in my life is the fear that my downstairs neighbors are judging how often I vacuum
they can force you to live by daylight savings time, but they can't force you to accept it. My heart knows what the real 3pm is, it always has
January 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
they can force you to live by daylight savings time, but they can't force you to accept it. My heart knows what the real 3pm is, it always has
work was like "we know everyone's more efficient at home, but we're bringing everyone back to the office anyway so you can be friends! 😀" That's weird. Stop being weird. Don't make playdates for middle aged adults, we have spreadsheets to stare at ok, leave us alone
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
work was like "we know everyone's more efficient at home, but we're bringing everyone back to the office anyway so you can be friends! 😀" That's weird. Stop being weird. Don't make playdates for middle aged adults, we have spreadsheets to stare at ok, leave us alone
they should make a service where you get to drive around in any specific car you're feeling nostalgic about. I would pay six billion dollars to drive around in a white 02 Carolla with rolly up windows
January 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
they should make a service where you get to drive around in any specific car you're feeling nostalgic about. I would pay six billion dollars to drive around in a white 02 Carolla with rolly up windows
thinking about an 02 Carolla and getting a little misty
January 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
thinking about an 02 Carolla and getting a little misty
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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it's late January and I haven't seen a single snowman yet this year. Something is Wrong
January 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
it's late January and I haven't seen a single snowman yet this year. Something is Wrong
I'm glad the office is 66 degrees. That's the temperature at which Business is done
December 12, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I'm glad the office is 66 degrees. That's the temperature at which Business is done
they should pay you extra if you have to work a job that your grandmother's never heard of. like what do you mean I need to submit a jira ticket, I should be playing around in the dirt looking for worms right now
December 12, 2024 at 1:16 AM
they should pay you extra if you have to work a job that your grandmother's never heard of. like what do you mean I need to submit a jira ticket, I should be playing around in the dirt looking for worms right now
all the liminal space and backrooms girlies would be so jealous that I get to spend all day in a completely empty office building because of return to office
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
all the liminal space and backrooms girlies would be so jealous that I get to spend all day in a completely empty office building because of return to office
they're trying to teach me salesforce at work and I can only assume it's because god has abandoned me
December 4, 2024 at 10:55 PM
they're trying to teach me salesforce at work and I can only assume it's because god has abandoned me
how is airbnb still in business
October 22, 2024 at 9:47 PM
how is airbnb still in business
interviewing for jobs means being told that all the work you'll be doing is entirely email work and you won't see anyone, but also they're pulling everyone back into the office 9-5 every day, and having that conversation over and over and over
October 21, 2024 at 5:34 PM
interviewing for jobs means being told that all the work you'll be doing is entirely email work and you won't see anyone, but also they're pulling everyone back into the office 9-5 every day, and having that conversation over and over and over
my plumber told me we have a major issue that needs to be fixed immediately, set time to fix it, then ghosted us for two weeks. If he thinks I'm going to forgive him just because he has an incredible Boston accent, then he is correct
October 17, 2024 at 7:38 PM
my plumber told me we have a major issue that needs to be fixed immediately, set time to fix it, then ghosted us for two weeks. If he thinks I'm going to forgive him just because he has an incredible Boston accent, then he is correct
I'm gonna get on linkedin. I'm gonna get on LINKEDIN and tell them I like Business. I'm gonna get on linkedin and tell everyone i love giving attention to details. I'm gonna read the linkedin feed and give a thumbs up emoji to every post on linkedin
October 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I'm gonna get on linkedin. I'm gonna get on LINKEDIN and tell them I like Business. I'm gonna get on linkedin and tell everyone i love giving attention to details. I'm gonna read the linkedin feed and give a thumbs up emoji to every post on linkedin
a lot of jobs don't get holidays anymore. We already know unlimited PTO is fake. But for the past three or four federal holidays, I and my coworkers have all worked through them. The work must get done, it exists on your computer, and the timeline doesn't adjust if there's a day "off"
October 11, 2024 at 10:34 PM
a lot of jobs don't get holidays anymore. We already know unlimited PTO is fake. But for the past three or four federal holidays, I and my coworkers have all worked through them. The work must get done, it exists on your computer, and the timeline doesn't adjust if there's a day "off"
thanks google 😀
October 11, 2024 at 6:48 AM
thanks google 😀
the world does not need any more chatbots
October 1, 2024 at 4:30 AM
the world does not need any more chatbots
it's kind of fucked that doctors hate when we google our symptoms but don't really have time to explain things during visits. Am I supposed to learn about my autoimmune disease in three minute bursts every six months
September 21, 2024 at 5:40 AM
it's kind of fucked that doctors hate when we google our symptoms but don't really have time to explain things during visits. Am I supposed to learn about my autoimmune disease in three minute bursts every six months
a four dollar brick of Cafe Bustelo makes better coffee than any cafe I have ever been to in my entire life
August 23, 2024 at 9:32 PM
a four dollar brick of Cafe Bustelo makes better coffee than any cafe I have ever been to in my entire life
you bring a sweater for when your top gets chilly. But what can we do for the bottoms. Can we not bring a little extra pants, for the leggies
August 23, 2024 at 8:42 PM
you bring a sweater for when your top gets chilly. But what can we do for the bottoms. Can we not bring a little extra pants, for the leggies
I love that the air conditioner has a touch screen and that it's as bright as the sun. No I will never user the air conditioner in a dark bedroom while I sleep. No I do not need "real buttons" that I can "use." Make it brighter, actually.
August 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I love that the air conditioner has a touch screen and that it's as bright as the sun. No I will never user the air conditioner in a dark bedroom while I sleep. No I do not need "real buttons" that I can "use." Make it brighter, actually.