ScreenZen! Lots of fun little controls to adjust exactly how and when you want it to interrupt your scrolling

at LEAST

no not like renting a car that's different, Enterprise could never harness this dream of mine

people are so upset that a bunch of colleagues formed a committee just to address peoples' feelings about the erosion of their free time and work/life balance. The union had to get involved and the company is purposefully keeping the process in gridlock, allegedly.

that's exactly right! they should make you the boss

try to teach me what a SQL query is and I'll fight you

they should let me post to facebook and linkedin at the same time!!!! I want to Connect over Business

one time I heard someone from Boston say "carbon monoxide detector" and I almost cried

him: hi ahm ya plummah
me: 🤩🚰✨🚿🌟