SkySnake756
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SkySnake756
@snake756.bsky.social
Official BSKY page of the Haiku Master™ - #Nice - Member of Team Hot Dog Sandwich - 45.7% Dunkin's - MSPaint aficionado - Jake at Oak Grove - #245796
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this dumbass brought a whole damn nest to camp out for the switch 2 😂 😂 😂
June 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My barber is now on the second floor of a small building, I've got to walk up some outdoor stairs. There's a restaurant downstairs, but it's not a pie shop.

Yes I checked for a trap door.
May 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
KLM brands itself as being very proud of being Dutch. I think that's a disservice to Dutch people, and they should disown KLM.
April 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I've decided that if for whatever reason ICE decides to ask me any questions, I'm going to waste their time as much as possible. I'm going to be as vague as possible on anything they ask and not commit to anything.

Gonna use my privilege to annoy them and make them want to quit.
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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This headline is utter garbage. I will fix it.

(🚨) WASHINGTON POST: In Historic Attack on States' Rights, Onetime Party of States Rights—Now the Party of Big Government—Seeks to Invalidate Key Provision of Centuries-Old Maine Constitution By Washington Fiat

The article is garbage too, by the way.
April 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hot take, America ruined the margarita. It's supposed to be a nice somewhat sour cocktail, not stupid sweet. Salt on the rim doesn't even make sense when you have to drink with a straw.
April 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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April 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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What a weird way to cover the openly racist Great Replacement Theory
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Apr 10
As birth rates fall around the world, a little-known movement to have more kids is growing. It's joining unlikely allies -- tech bros and tradwives.
Elon Musk says one problem keeps him up at night. Unlikely allies are trying to solve it | CNN
As birth rates fall around the world, a little-known movement to have more kids is growing.
www.cnn.com
April 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Took my kid to see her first Broadway show last night. We saw Wicked and it was awesome!

Now I've just got to get her to watch Les Mis
April 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Watched 'A Working Man' this evening, and what was up with the Ukraine graffiti immediately followed by a cybertruck? It was an odd juxtaposition.

Spoiler alert, the cybertruck was not destroyed in a comically large explosion, so I'm a bit disappointed.
April 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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why are all tesla supporters violent criminals?
March 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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They should make a Lego 12 Angry Men set. Fuck it why not
March 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The fact that a reporter was inadvertently given access to this in real time shows that Pete Hegseth & the rest of this crew are bumbling incompetents who are going to get a lot of intelligence officials and others killed at some point. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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👀 🌎
March 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Holy hell, Mickey 17 was fantastic

Robert Pattinson was absolutely fantastic
March 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think you meant to say "breaking the ceasefire"
March 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.

Their phone number is 310-828-5582
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I care deeply about who Michigan will elect as Governor and send to the U.S. Senate next year, but I have decided against competing in either race.

I wrote more here about my decision and how I view the work required of us all in this moment:
I'm Not Running in 2026, But I Am Getting to Work
We all have work to do in delivering a better kind of politics for America.
substack.com
March 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Magic trick
March 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Finally making my way over to Bluesky, and it's crazy how low key and chill it is.

Still waiting on Group DMs tho
March 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Emilia Pérez is available for streaming on this Delta flight ... I can't think of something I'd want to watch less.
March 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I was expecting al green to be thrown out, sure, and then other people to have stood up with him, and one by one they all get thrown out like Spartacus. They make them be removed. I was expecting that because movies have made me expect courage, solidarity, and honor
March 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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She was a childhood friend. It really hurts to have lost her.
REST IN PEACE, MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
February 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
#NERevs it's nice having an actual number 9 in Campana, who actually looks invested. Let's hope it holds
February 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM