🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖
snailyham.bsky.social
🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖
@snailyham.bsky.social
Miscreant. Walking cautionary tale. Frequent hot mess. Little package, big trouble.
She/Her
Actual Professional Dancer
I know, I feel bad because my boyfriend bought it for me a couple of years ago for christmas and now he says it's like he gifted me a curse 😂 it works really well when it actually works though!
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just spent the last week fighting with the software thinking I was doing something wrong; even went to reddit for help. It was a bug that was making all my background colors/patterns for my stickers invisible or disappearing half of it lol and it seems like it's ALWAYS something 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yes. Do not get one. The machine works just fine! The software on the other hand does not 😂 I've heard of some other competitors and apparently they're good but I haven't looked into them at all because I'm bitter that I'm stuck with this POS lol
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ok so I dug around and didn't have any more of the original felt color so I bought some more; I think "A" is closest to the original but thought I would get your opinion before I start in. Which would you prefer for your little fox friend? 🦊
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Omg my grandma didn't give me any cookies one year and said I could have some at my brother's house. I wasn't even going to be over there for the holidays! so mean for no reason lmao
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I truly do not understand. Aaaaaand the other "man of the house" is the reason there's a dead animal in the first place. Dude I'm losing it. I'm about to go live in the woods alone, at least I'll already know I have to take care of everything myself 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Also, my bf promised he'd go under the house today to get said dead animal and I catch him putting pomade in his hair and fully dressed like he's going straight to work. "I take it you're not going under the house today?"

"Yeah, I was about to do that."

Um...you're gonna need a shower, bro.
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh absolutely! That just makes it even easier for me 🥰

Oop, it may be nuked or maybe you can't see it but someone made an impersonation account of me and commented some discord on one of the posts
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yes, absolutely! Here's a cute little guy with a bow tie from one of the books I have. I can also change up any aspect of it too if you want!

Alsoalso, would you mind reporting that fake account for me? 🤨
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Omg how did I forget I gave you a reindeer?! That's one of like 5 in the world still! 😆
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't even have an Etsy because idk how I can compete with all the popular slop because I make everything as well as photograph it and it's never going to be as "polished" as the AI stuff. But if you ever want anything hand made, please feel free to hit me up! 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And all that huffing and puffing just for it to still look like shit
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM