🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖
@snailyham.bsky.social
Miscreant. Walking cautionary tale. Frequent hot mess. Little package, big trouble.
She/Her
Actual Professional Dancer
She/Her
Actual Professional Dancer
Ok so I dug around and didn't have any more of the original felt color so I bought some more; I think "A" is closest to the original but thought I would get your opinion before I start in. Which would you prefer for your little fox friend? 🦊
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ok so I dug around and didn't have any more of the original felt color so I bought some more; I think "A" is closest to the original but thought I would get your opinion before I start in. Which would you prefer for your little fox friend? 🦊
Yes, absolutely! Here's a cute little guy with a bow tie from one of the books I have. I can also change up any aspect of it too if you want!
Alsoalso, would you mind reporting that fake account for me? 🤨
Alsoalso, would you mind reporting that fake account for me? 🤨
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yes, absolutely! Here's a cute little guy with a bow tie from one of the books I have. I can also change up any aspect of it too if you want!
Alsoalso, would you mind reporting that fake account for me? 🤨
Alsoalso, would you mind reporting that fake account for me? 🤨
I made a bunch of really cute ornaments to sell and last night at the Phish tribute show- this was the only one to find a home 😂
(I didn't get a pic of it finished but you get the point)
(I didn't get a pic of it finished but you get the point)
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I made a bunch of really cute ornaments to sell and last night at the Phish tribute show- this was the only one to find a home 😂
(I didn't get a pic of it finished but you get the point)
(I didn't get a pic of it finished but you get the point)
Ok this is for sure getting made into an apron 😍
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ok this is for sure getting made into an apron 😍
Not every idea is a winner, sometimes the crafting gods just say no lmfao
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Not every idea is a winner, sometimes the crafting gods just say no lmfao
I mean look at this cute Lil face! How could you not let him get away with murder??
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I mean look at this cute Lil face! How could you not let him get away with murder??
Lmao that's absolutely me after last night!
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lmao that's absolutely me after last night!
Oh to be a scrungly doodle wrapped in a woodland critter blanket on a stormy fall afternoon
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh to be a scrungly doodle wrapped in a woodland critter blanket on a stormy fall afternoon
It pops up at the shoulders & I even tried a larger collar thinking it wasn't hitting at the right spot around the shoulder curve and that's not right either. Maybe a different method & draft from my existing neckline?
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It pops up at the shoulders & I even tried a larger collar thinking it wasn't hitting at the right spot around the shoulder curve and that's not right either. Maybe a different method & draft from my existing neckline?
By god, I'm unstoppable
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
By god, I'm unstoppable
I've been designing and making signs for my vending table and I love how this one for my glow in the dark earrings came out 🍄
October 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I've been designing and making signs for my vending table and I love how this one for my glow in the dark earrings came out 🍄
Last night I saw the funniest single vehicle car accident that I've ever seen (diagram included)
Driving at like 20mph this older lady reaches for her cell. Hits a curb. Launches herself over it. Hits a pedx sign. Bounces off the other curb. Hits a pole & bounces off that. Shit flying EVERYWHERE
Driving at like 20mph this older lady reaches for her cell. Hits a curb. Launches herself over it. Hits a pedx sign. Bounces off the other curb. Hits a pole & bounces off that. Shit flying EVERYWHERE
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Last night I saw the funniest single vehicle car accident that I've ever seen (diagram included)
Driving at like 20mph this older lady reaches for her cell. Hits a curb. Launches herself over it. Hits a pedx sign. Bounces off the other curb. Hits a pole & bounces off that. Shit flying EVERYWHERE
Driving at like 20mph this older lady reaches for her cell. Hits a curb. Launches herself over it. Hits a pedx sign. Bounces off the other curb. Hits a pole & bounces off that. Shit flying EVERYWHERE
SEWING PEEPS I NEED HELP:
Ok soooo I'm going to be making costumes for my friend and I for Halloween...we're going to be the twins from the shining but when it comes to the top half of their skirt, how should I go about it? A circle skirt? I figured I'd make that and then attach the pleated bottom?
Ok soooo I'm going to be making costumes for my friend and I for Halloween...we're going to be the twins from the shining but when it comes to the top half of their skirt, how should I go about it? A circle skirt? I figured I'd make that and then attach the pleated bottom?
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
SEWING PEEPS I NEED HELP:
Ok soooo I'm going to be making costumes for my friend and I for Halloween...we're going to be the twins from the shining but when it comes to the top half of their skirt, how should I go about it? A circle skirt? I figured I'd make that and then attach the pleated bottom?
Ok soooo I'm going to be making costumes for my friend and I for Halloween...we're going to be the twins from the shining but when it comes to the top half of their skirt, how should I go about it? A circle skirt? I figured I'd make that and then attach the pleated bottom?
Sooo yes and no. Lol I was getting these tags from Joanns and putting little holes in them with my industrial hole puncher thingy. I'm sure we could use just about any tags though. Im hoping these park lane ones are available somewhere online though otherwise I'm gonna have to make some on cricut
September 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sooo yes and no. Lol I was getting these tags from Joanns and putting little holes in them with my industrial hole puncher thingy. I'm sure we could use just about any tags though. Im hoping these park lane ones are available somewhere online though otherwise I'm gonna have to make some on cricut
Thank you! I guess it's a good thing I decided to start on a full restock the other day lol almost finished now!
September 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Thank you! I guess it's a good thing I decided to start on a full restock the other day lol almost finished now!
I also got these little battery powered LED spotlights that have all sorts modes to help with vending in a dark venue
September 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I also got these little battery powered LED spotlights that have all sorts modes to help with vending in a dark venue
I officially have my first vending night scheduled so I finally got some display stuff and I think it looks SO CUTE! I'll have more space (and more things) on my actual table but I think it turned out great 🥰
September 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I officially have my first vending night scheduled so I finally got some display stuff and I think it looks SO CUTE! I'll have more space (and more things) on my actual table but I think it turned out great 🥰
I stand where a lot of people do: Its a net bad that we're at the place where people are getting shot in broad daylight. But uh, thats kinda where we've been and idk about you but I'm not responsible for it. I also dont feel bad that it was him. I feel worse for Melissa Hortman, her family & her dog
September 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I stand where a lot of people do: Its a net bad that we're at the place where people are getting shot in broad daylight. But uh, thats kinda where we've been and idk about you but I'm not responsible for it. I also dont feel bad that it was him. I feel worse for Melissa Hortman, her family & her dog
Honestly, theft is my biggest concern here because I haven't seen the giftshop layout or how many people will be staffed etc etc aaaaand it's an EDM venue so I'm sure there's gonna be plenty of shitty wooks walking through 😂
Here's a few example pairs! I have 4 mushroom shapes and like 10 colors!
Here's a few example pairs! I have 4 mushroom shapes and like 10 colors!
August 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Honestly, theft is my biggest concern here because I haven't seen the giftshop layout or how many people will be staffed etc etc aaaaand it's an EDM venue so I'm sure there's gonna be plenty of shitty wooks walking through 😂
Here's a few example pairs! I have 4 mushroom shapes and like 10 colors!
Here's a few example pairs! I have 4 mushroom shapes and like 10 colors!
Oh this is crazy!
August 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh this is crazy!
I finally got photos back from the Art of Darkness show I did at the end of June!!
August 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I finally got photos back from the Art of Darkness show I did at the end of June!!
Oops I'm impulsive 😬
August 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oops I'm impulsive 😬
Pulled up a corner and immediately put it back. The concrete flooring is in a lot worse shape than I remember it being. Stuck with ugly wrinkly tan carpet forever I guess...but this shit looks so bad 😭
August 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Pulled up a corner and immediately put it back. The concrete flooring is in a lot worse shape than I remember it being. Stuck with ugly wrinkly tan carpet forever I guess...but this shit looks so bad 😭
This was just from our first set, we made $246 total in tips last night! People were literally shoving money in our hands all night. IN-SANE show for sure
July 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This was just from our first set, we made $246 total in tips last night! People were literally shoving money in our hands all night. IN-SANE show for sure