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Joel DeJong
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My name is Joel DeJong and I love movies. Husband, father of three, and owner of Heights Cream ice cream shop. Often very tired.
He/him
This year, Father's Day falls on August 5th.

@davidlsims.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@davidlsims.bsky.social GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET WIKIPEDIA ENTRY!!!
June 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
So my wife's working, and I'm just quick in our room collecting some laundry, and she goes, "Hey, do you have any opera puns? It's for a work anniversary." And after a minute of thinking I'm like, "Maybe something like, 'Aria excited for another year on the team?'" and she goes,
May 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@davidlsims.bsky.social You would LOVE the discourse that a perfectly normal take and Lilo and Stitch has brought about on the other place...
May 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Man, the side of my movie shelf that I see as I come down the hall is truly a selection of all certified bangers. Not a dud in this bunch!

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#filmsky
May 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Vegas Aldi at the Sphere. VEGAS ALDI AT THE SPHERE!!!!
April 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hey, just rewatched Rushmore for the first time in 10ish years. Pretty great movie!
April 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Y'know, I always kinda thought that boomers were odd for thinking Chopping Broccoli was as hilarious as it was, but I thought today that if Jack Black did it, I'd probably think it was pretty incredible too. Apologies to Dana. It's a good bit.
April 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Listen, did I NEED the Paddington trilogy on 4K Blu-ray? No. Was it my heart's desire? Yes. Are my kids currently watching and enjoying it? Also yes.
April 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@davidlsims.bsky.social I'd highly recommend the newer Peanuts specials that Apple has put out the last few years. The animation style change takes a little getting used to, but my kids (4 and 2) really like them. It's The Small Things Charlie Brown is their favorite.
April 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
#Paddington Dads of bluesky, we up!!!
March 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This one's been hitting this weekend. Not sure what clicked in the last two days that was absent on first listen, but hoo boy this thing cooks!
youtu.be/9WSGussMqMQ?...
John Mark McMillan | All My Life - Live #JohnMarkMcmillan #AllMyLife
YouTube video by John Mark McMillan
youtu.be
March 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me, taking in every drip and drab of information coming out of #CinemaCon
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My biggest gripe with Mickey 17 was the Sinners trailer that played before it gave away too much of the movie! THE TEASER WAS ENOUGH!!!!!

Mickey 17 good. I had fun with it. Go see movies in theaters when you can.
March 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The thing about multiplexes is that they gotta have floor to ceiling images of iconic characters all over the hallways. Denzel in Malcolm X. Sigourney in Alien. ET. It's just the way it should be.
March 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Bluesky, take an hour to relax and unwind with a delightful comedian named Brad.
youtu.be/ZI0AzgeJFEA?...
Brad Wenzel: joke. joke. joke. - Full Special
YouTube video by Brad Wenzel
youtu.be
March 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Me, after loading up one of my favorite podcasts:
March 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Summoning all of my strength and self control to not drop $200 on a modded and upgraded U2 iPod off Facebook marketplace.
March 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Hell yeah just drove past a protest at our local Tesla dealership. Probably 50 people out in the blowing snow. Happy Oberon Day, indeed!
March 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love to see the absolutely fake sounding websites that sponsor trips on Wheel of Fortune. Like, OKAY, Trips4Fun dot net, you're DEFINITELY a real website on which I can book a trip to Easter Island.
March 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hey, Schmigadoon season 2? Still very fun! Very bummed that season 3 was cancelled.
March 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I have 3 kids aged 4 and under, and they all have a stomach bug. I've been up and down with them for the last 4 hours as they've all taken turns throwing up. Lots of bedding and pajama changes. Honestly? Wouldn't recommend it. Don't care for it. Very tiring.
March 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Genuinely so glad for them. I hope they're happy forever.
Lucy Dacus has officially confirmed her relationship with fellow Boygenius member Julien Baker.
March 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Have we reached peak LinkedIn Brain? If you say, "no," be ready to provide examples.
i'm gonna stop you right there man
March 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
LET'S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

#Oscars #TeamCoco
March 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM