Joel DeJong
@snailstampede.bsky.social
My name is Joel DeJong and I love movies. Husband, father of three, and owner of Heights Cream ice cream shop. Often very tired.
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He/him
July 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@davidlsims.bsky.social GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET WIKIPEDIA ENTRY!!!
June 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
@davidlsims.bsky.social GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET WIKIPEDIA ENTRY!!!
Man, the side of my movie shelf that I see as I come down the hall is truly a selection of all certified bangers. Not a dud in this bunch!
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#filmsky
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#filmsky
May 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Man, the side of my movie shelf that I see as I come down the hall is truly a selection of all certified bangers. Not a dud in this bunch!
(Tap to expand and see all 8)
#filmsky
(Tap to expand and see all 8)
#filmsky
Vegas Aldi at the Sphere. VEGAS ALDI AT THE SPHERE!!!!
April 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Vegas Aldi at the Sphere. VEGAS ALDI AT THE SPHERE!!!!
#Paddington Dads of bluesky, we up!!!
March 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
#Paddington Dads of bluesky, we up!!!
Me, taking in every drip and drab of information coming out of #CinemaCon
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Me, taking in every drip and drab of information coming out of #CinemaCon
Me, after loading up one of my favorite podcasts:
March 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me, after loading up one of my favorite podcasts:
March 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The local Disc Traders was doing a buy 2, get 2 free Blu-ray sale. Snagged this whole stack for $35.
March 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The local Disc Traders was doing a buy 2, get 2 free Blu-ray sale. Snagged this whole stack for $35.
Tonight's #0scars menu includes the delightfully punny menu items:
The Substance - appletini in a syringe
The Brew-talist - beer cheese
Anora's Chicken Stripper with a Crust of Gold - chicken fingers
Corn-clave - street corn dip
De-fry-ing Gravy-ty - authentic Canadian poutine
The Substance - appletini in a syringe
The Brew-talist - beer cheese
Anora's Chicken Stripper with a Crust of Gold - chicken fingers
Corn-clave - street corn dip
De-fry-ing Gravy-ty - authentic Canadian poutine
March 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Tonight's #0scars menu includes the delightfully punny menu items:
The Substance - appletini in a syringe
The Brew-talist - beer cheese
Anora's Chicken Stripper with a Crust of Gold - chicken fingers
Corn-clave - street corn dip
De-fry-ing Gravy-ty - authentic Canadian poutine
The Substance - appletini in a syringe
The Brew-talist - beer cheese
Anora's Chicken Stripper with a Crust of Gold - chicken fingers
Corn-clave - street corn dip
De-fry-ing Gravy-ty - authentic Canadian poutine
Alright, my top #Oscars guesses get gold stars, and then second place gets silver. If there's no silver star, I consider that category to basically be a lock.
March 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Alright, my top #Oscars guesses get gold stars, and then second place gets silver. If there's no silver star, I consider that category to basically be a lock.
I don't remember what oddly specific awards bit this was, or if it even made it to air, but this guy is hosting the #Oscars this weekend and I couldn't be more excited.
March 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don't remember what oddly specific awards bit this was, or if it even made it to air, but this guy is hosting the #Oscars this weekend and I couldn't be more excited.
After that MSU buzzer beater I made this graphic that I think only me and MAYBE @joereid.bsky.social would appreciate.
February 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
After that MSU buzzer beater I made this graphic that I think only me and MAYBE @joereid.bsky.social would appreciate.
Over 500 comments on this local news post, and I've never been happier to see the results. UNIVERSAL OPPOSITION TO THIS GUY AND HIS SHIT VIEWS. FROM EVERY SUBSECTION OF THE POPULACE. EVEN REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE, "HOW BOUT FIXING THE ECONOMY INSTEAD?" Never been happier to have expectations upended.
February 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Over 500 comments on this local news post, and I've never been happier to see the results. UNIVERSAL OPPOSITION TO THIS GUY AND HIS SHIT VIEWS. FROM EVERY SUBSECTION OF THE POPULACE. EVEN REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE, "HOW BOUT FIXING THE ECONOMY INSTEAD?" Never been happier to have expectations upended.
"Taking a long blink" I'm fucking dead. 😂
February 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Taking a long blink" I'm fucking dead. 😂
It's been a minute since I've been able to finish one of these! It's good to be back!
Vulture Cinematrix No. 313: Feb 2, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2670
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Vulture Cinematrix No. 313: Feb 2, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2670
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It's been a minute since I've been able to finish one of these! It's good to be back!
Vulture Cinematrix No. 313: Feb 2, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2670
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Vulture Cinematrix No. 313: Feb 2, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2670
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Me, after completing today's Strands #329
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January 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me, after completing today's Strands #329
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Until we completely redo our basement, I've got one shelving unit on which to keep my movies (the rest get relegated to binders for the time being). Here's what's on the wall currently!
And here's the link to the full collection: www.blu-ray.com/community/co...
And here's the link to the full collection: www.blu-ray.com/community/co...
January 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Until we completely redo our basement, I've got one shelving unit on which to keep my movies (the rest get relegated to binders for the time being). Here's what's on the wall currently!
And here's the link to the full collection: www.blu-ray.com/community/co...
And here's the link to the full collection: www.blu-ray.com/community/co...
Sometimes you open up Marketplace and they just have your number...
January 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sometimes you open up Marketplace and they just have your number...
I wanted movies based on historical fiction and Google... did what it seems Google has been doing recently...
January 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wanted movies based on historical fiction and Google... did what it seems Google has been doing recently...
I've been waiting years for this. SO excited I can own the whole series, finally!
January 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I've been waiting years for this. SO excited I can own the whole series, finally!
I mean, you get a meaty, fun supporting role with a few good scenes in a big blockbuster movie, surely paid well up front, likely got to travel, and then get residuals from it playing at least twice a day on cable for the last 13 years? Not too shabby, Stanley!!!
January 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I mean, you get a meaty, fun supporting role with a few good scenes in a big blockbuster movie, surely paid well up front, likely got to travel, and then get residuals from it playing at least twice a day on cable for the last 13 years? Not too shabby, Stanley!!!
When the pastoral team at a non-denominational church goes out to dinner.
January 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
When the pastoral team at a non-denominational church goes out to dinner.
Dudes will see this and think, "Hell yeah."
December 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Dudes will see this and think, "Hell yeah."
Two disciples after inviting some rando they just met home for dinner a few days after the crucifixion.
December 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Two disciples after inviting some rando they just met home for dinner a few days after the crucifixion.