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I'm here for gay pirates and bisexual lighting.
Still screaming about Izzy Hands. 🦄
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · Dec 30
Reminder to y'all that Call It Loyalty, part 1 of my series exploring the death of Izzy and the period immediately post-S2, is on AO3.

Reminder to myself to finish writing the subsequent parts of this series. 😬

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

archiveofourown.org/series/4560820
The Untimely Death of Izzy Hands - BrightBrigantine - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
snailforkery.bsky.social
ngl, I miss Mary Allamby Bonnet every single day
#ofmd
A screenshot of Mary Bonnet in S1E10. She is shot from above and is lying smack in the middle of a double bed as if she owns the damn thing, which she in fact does. Bright rays of sunlight illuminate the creamy sheets and golden brocade coverlet as well as the opportunities now present in her sudden yet long overdue widowhood. She reaches both arms above her head in a morning stretch. Her eyes are closed and she smiles serenely. She is absolutely not thinking about Stede Bonnet.
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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rileyisokay.bsky.social
Newest art. Because we need to turn poison into positivity. And these guys make me happy. (They should have danced. We should have gotten to see them dance.) 💔🧡💜 #OFMD
A digital painting of a scene from season 2 episode 6 of Our Flag Means Death. Stede and Ed face each other in purple-pink glowing light lit from behind by indistinct colored lanterns.
September 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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cremeisheere.bsky.social
YOUR FIGHT IS MY FIGHT! 🦄🏴‍☠️ #SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #RenewOFMD #ForRhysie
September 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
snailforkery.bsky.social
#ofmd
Izzy Hands standing in a rowboat. The camera is aimed down at him as he looks up over the rail of the ship. He has an angry, snarly expression and is gesticulating with his black-gloved hand. He's wearing black leather pants, a black leather waistcoat, a black shirt, black tie, etc., you know the drill. He is about to be bonked on the head with a sandwich. Social media text pasted over the image reads "I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist."
August 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
AI is the new NFT
July 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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adoptourcrew.bsky.social
👀🏴‍☠️💕🌈🦄 #ofmd
A screenshot from Twitter “If anyone wants to pick us up for S3, I'm sure we could get the band back together”
August 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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cremeisheere.bsky.social
i love that in the simple decision of not wanting to edit Queen Anne next to The Revenge, they essentially made Gentlebeard u-haul lesbians
August 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
snailforkery.bsky.social
Thinking today about the show Wrecked, which has many merits
Rhys Darby as Steve Rutherford in Wrecked. He is shot at a Dutch angle as he stands with his back pressed against a white stucco wall. He wears the remains of a cruise ship captain's dress white uniform, which is now just a pair of grubby white trousers and belt and a once-white sleeveless tank top that is doing nothing at all to disguise the fact that he's been doing some significant upper body work at the gym lately. He's rocking the mustache that forever altered my preferences on men's facial hair, and his hair is swept back in a coif that is rather stylish considering his circumstances. He is a bit sunburnt and sweaty and covered in just enough smudges of dirt to look adventurous instead of untidy. He is looking off to one side with an expression of concern, exhaustion, and imminent adrenaline crash and seems quite unaware that this is the hottest photo that will ever be taken of him.
August 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
snailforkery.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you

I fear I will never beat this one for sheer inappropriateness of timing: I posted it just hours after the S2 finale aired.
#ofmd
A version of the Grant Gustin Next to Oliver Queen's Grave meme. Taika Waititi is dressed as Ed Teach in his dirty-ass orphan outfit from S2. He is mugging for the camera and throwing a peace sign. He is crouching in front of a fresh grave, and the legend on the head stone reads: Izzy Hands, 1701-1717, Beloved wife & first mate, chanteuse, unicorn, and absolute twat.
August 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
snailforkery.bsky.social
That suit made me have thoughts as well
A shot of Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet. He is wearing an ornate suit of turquoise silk with a white lace jabot and cuffs. The photo shows his midsection as he stands on deck with his hands on his hips. A shot of Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet during the fishing boat raid. The photo is a shot of him from the thigh down, showing the long ornate tail of his turquoise silk frock coat and his matching breeches with golden buckle. He wears white stockings and black, red-heeled shoes with large white bows. LIGS
August 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
snailforkery.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet
An online retail photo of a black tshirt. The design on front is a cartoony drawing of a bright pink and yellow moth with the text “Just a Girl Who Loves Rosy Maple Moths.”
August 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
stede with his new favorite thing he doesn't want to give to jim
advincha fit stede bonnet looking smiley and giddy because he got the rock back from jim and didn't want to give it to them anyways (our flag means death s1e7) stede bonnet in his shiny fancy cursed red suit that he thinks jim is jealous of (our flag means death s2e5)
August 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Poking around a little and felt like you needed to see Stede getting to hear he’s a cool pirate

#ofmd
August 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
Our Flag Means Death (2022)
image of vintage postcard with a black cat walking upright carrying a red bag and umbrella with text reading "i dont know where im going but im gay"
August 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
snailforkery.bsky.social
Bold of you to assume I don't already do this on a regular basis

Top of the list at present:
S1E4 - Discomfort in a Married State
S1E1 - Pilot
S2E6 - Calypso's Birthday
scribophile.bsky.social scrib scribes ✍🏼🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @scribophile.bsky.social · Jul 31
saw this on Reddit, thought id bring it over here.

#ofmd what’s your episode??

mine is either This is Happening or Fun and Games, first pick. Or The Act of Grace. Or The Innkeeper. Or A Damned Man. Or—honestly any of them, I love them all.
Tweet from Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff If someone offered you $1,000,000 to watch the same Episode for 24 hours straight, could you do it, and what Episode do you choose? The word Episode is edited both times over the original text of the tweet.
July 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
snailforkery.bsky.social
I'm very fond of this OFMD altar I made at 2 am one night in the corner of my dining room in response to a full moon manifesting prompt.

I will also be eternally grateful to this insane (/pos) show for inspiring me to finally get off my ass and write something:

archiveofourown.org/works/60552094
An OFMD altar consisting of a bunch of fandom objects arranged on a wooden desk, with a swath of pink velvet breakup robe fabric as a backdrop. A square jewelry box is at center with pearls and chains spilling out of it and a silver compass at its front edge. On top of it is a replica of the plant from the fishing boat raid, a little Lego Izzy Hands, and two votive candles. Arranged around it are a plush seagull, a cosplay version of Stede's treasure hunt hat (with rosy maple moth on it), a black leather glove, a dish of marmalade beside a plate of toast with a bite taken out of one piece (that was me), a felt octopus ornament, an antique atlas, a brass spyglass, a narrow black cravat, a small wooden desk globe, a stand of antique books, and a red silk handkerchief. There are lit candles in brass holders on either side of the jewelry box. Behind it is a large black hand fan emblazoned with the words FUCK OFF.
July 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
snailforkery.bsky.social
These are all near my desk in my home office and I will never tire of looking at them. 💜

Snake snacks standee by @feriowind.bsky.social

The iconic Soft Here Too print by Cache (@obiewolf)
www.inprnt.com/gallery/cach...

The Chain foot touch print by Ashokanspring
www.etsy.com/listing/1195...
And acrylic standee of Stede, Ed, and Lucius during the snake snacks scene in S1E7. Art by the amazing @feriowind. A color print of a drawing by Cache (@obiewolf). We see Stede's and Ed's hands from the wrist up. Ed's hand is extended out palm upward; his tattoos are visible. Stede's hand, wearing two gold rings and adorned with a lacey cuff and the edge of the turquoise frock coat sleeve, is touching the center of Ed's hand with two fingers, pushing back his black leather glove to reveal his palm. A framed print of the OFMD foot touch scene from E1S8 by Ashokanspring. It is a top-down view of Ed and Stede face down on the deck of the Revenge, their hands bound behind their backs. Chauncey Badminton stands just to the left of Ed. Ed is in his black leathers and Stede is wearing his turquoise silk suit. They are looking directly into one another's eyes. Ed is reaching out with one leg to touch Stede's foot. Lindsey Buckingham is about to kick into his outro guitar solo.
July 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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asneakyfox.bsky.social
just in case the thing that tempted you about the auction was swords. let me tell you about the swords and how you can get replicas of the main ones in the show pretty easily.
July 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
Before you spend money on that auction, please know that those are only props and costumes. They hold no magic.

The coolest things are the things you made around the show.

I’m ambivalent about auctions around Our Flag that don’t benefit an independent artist or larger cause.
July 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
you ever just stare at your crush’s soaking wet tits while you hotbox his cabin
July 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
hair, guns, cake, mascara

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
The artist takes full responsibility for this nonsense. Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing a long leather coat, holding a gun, and doing his mascara with the other hand. He's sitting on the headless unicorn figurehead in the rain. The words "fit check in my kraken era" are in bright pink at the bottom of the image. This nonsense is a nod to KPop Demon Hunters.
July 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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jilliansauers.bsky.social
The OFMD fandom outlasted their entire fucking empire when you come to think of it
cannibalxing.bsky.social amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · Jul 29
HEY THE FLOUNDERING MEDIA COMPANY CAN NEVER SELL HOW COOL IT IS TO BOND WITH PEOPLE OVER A SHARED LOVE FOR A PIECE OF ART AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING MYSELF SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT
July 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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cecillusive.bsky.social
went through and saved basically everything that'd be a good ref, dumped them into a gdrive folder, labeled them, bon apetit

drive.google.com/drive/folder...
July 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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edskrakenera.bsky.social
ed was so ungrateful i wish i had a small freak acting as my executive function and letting me choke him
July 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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clairegregoryau.bsky.social
I’M FINE, I’M SO FINE (I’m not fine). Been trying to get a closer view of this for two years and 😭 Forever in my ❤️?? Cuba, dear Ed? Kill meeee.
A close up of Stede’s hand drawn map from S2E2 with a drawing of Ed, underneath which is written ‘forever in my heart’, and ‘Cuba, dear Ed?’
July 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM