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I'm halfway through the 2012ish elminster trilogy. I can do this. I can finish this. I can get through greenwood's sexist mess. Sunk cost fallacy
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Tara's opinion of Parsipan is complicated to begin with then sours badly. It's obvious he's a bad influence, but he clearly cares about Gale and was instrumental in Gale not blowing himself up

Though, you know, it's also hard to blame a dead man for what his partner does in the months afterwards
#tavqotd What's Tara's opinion of your tav/durge? This is open to all (even to the tav/durges who did not romance Gale).
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I just stretched and put my hand in a glass of water that I completely forgot was behind me. surreal tactile experience. Didnt touch the edges of the cup, either, it was just all of a sudden Wet Hand
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
For Parsipan, cruelty is often the point - so as you can imagine he agrees with Gortash and Minthara more often than not, and has some of the most god awful political opinions in the whole world.

However! His participation in politics tends to be limited to things that directly benefit him, and 1/?
#TAVEMBER Day#15: Politics

Does your Tav/Durge participate in politics? What politics do they stay up to date on?

What was the political climate in their upbringing?

🍄‍🟫: Does their LI/Friend engage in political conversations with them?

#TavQOTD #BG3
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
In theory I should be able to eat kiwi fruit and I would love to add another common fruit to my food options. but I remember it making my mouth horribly itchy as a child and I've avoided it ever since. So guess what I've bought
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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High quality content

#durgetash #gortash #bg3
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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#Wyll : “In that case, I’ve got just one thing to say - ‘Meow~’” 🐱

#wyllravengard #bg3 #baldursgate3
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I've found that you can have Barcus at the goblin party. And boy is he pissed off
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Day 4: Voyeurism - 8300w, nsfw, Gortash/Gale/Parsipan.

Gortash scries on his former ally and discovers that he has been replaced by a disgustingly romantic wizard. (cw: canon-typical fantasy raceplay and Underdark exoticism)

#Durgetashweek2025
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Durgetash Week Day 3: Heist - 3400w, sfw, Gortash/Parsipan.

8 year old Enver Flymm has plans to steal something, and enlists the only other child that doesn't hate him yet. (cw: animal cruelty, child death, references to child abuse)

#Durgetashweek2025
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Durgetash Week Day 2: Bondage - 1200w, E, Gortash/Parsipan.

The Dark Urge has agreed to be tied up and bred. Gortash has slightly different plans. (cw: mutual lack of consent, crossed boundaries. It balances out?)

#Durgetashweek2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I want to destroy whoever decided there was only 28 days given after this notice to get a new phone if yours doesnt update to v13. Like hey your phone model maybe doesn't work sometimes so you have < One Month and then it won't work at all!! What the fuck!
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Durgetash week day 2 - Domestic (WIP?)

#durgetashweek2025 #DTWNSFW2025 #durgetash
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Durgetash Week Day 1: First Impressions - 1500w, sfw, Gortash/Parsipan.

Gortash is awoken by a stranger in his bedroom and a knife at his throat. (cw: gore, sexual harrassment)

#Durgetashweek2025
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Has anybody ever turned up to the er with a funko pop up their ass
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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We now have a new Gortash Week 2025 feed that tracks #Durgetashweek2025 and #DTWNSFW2025

bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Maricotte is the shortest (3'2) and Whispered Ministry is the tallest (6'8). Parsigale for scale.

I always forget that Parsipan is really tall for a gnome until other gnome heights come up lol
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Parsipan is a violent, egotistical, judgemental, fanatical, obnoxious, controlling, obsessive, unstable, manipulative sex pest whose only goal in life is to sate his basest desires 24/7 with no repercussions.

But oooobgh look at his sweet little face. you wanna let him decide your fate So Bad
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Are you aware that if you make what scholars allege is """too much""" sage and white wine gravy, then you can put it on sourdough toast? They don't want you to know this.
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM