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I think Tara mostly just wishes Gale had better romantic taste LMAO
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Re: upbringing, Parsipan was radicalised early on towards gnome rights causes because of the way he was treated, but this has never been enough to override his selfish and sadistic tendencies - and he was firmly taught to view *all* as cattle during his time in the bhaal cult.
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
tell you how he thinks he should be monarch of everything, with all the world his personal butcher shop, subject to his every whim.

Luckily, Parsipan usually won't act against his LI, and Gale is for sure anti "everybody dies horribly". So as long as he holds the leash, the world is safe. 3/4
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
when asked he will generally tell you he's unsure about a topic or that he agrees with you, depending on what he expects your reaction will be. This veneer will drop if he doesn't need you to like him (Astarion is the first to experience this attitude whiplash), in which case he'll gladly 2/?
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
After two my mouth feels a bit raw but I assume thats the actinidin. Otherwise much more pleasant than I remember. Great news everyone
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oh this rules, gort looks *so* miserable
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Surely they have to at least describe the shape, because removing a plain funko steve austin must have a simpler treatment than something like 1989 batmam
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
These are exactly the questions we need to be asking in this day and age. I'm willing to place bets on the xenomorph or hang on I've just discovered there's a bitty pop range where they're all like 1 inch tall. These must have been in some orifices. They have my little pony ones.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM