Laura Watkins
@snackmantis.bsky.social
Kansan🌻 living in LA, with stops in Chicago and Austin. Invested in Bo Jackson, pretzels, Jayhawks, scary movies and bad dogs. All Day I Dream About Snacks. She/her/y'all.
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I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
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People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
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the main thing we’ve learned is Olivia Nuzzi does all her sexting in the form of try-hard poetry
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the main thing we’ve learned is Olivia Nuzzi does all her sexting in the form of try-hard poetry
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
Introduced Lewis to someone very important. 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Introduced Lewis to someone very important. 🥹
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We wanted to understand how women are ruining the workplace. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan fans at a White Castle in Toms River.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We wanted to understand how women are ruining the workplace. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan fans at a White Castle in Toms River.
When did calling things performative become so performative?
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When did calling things performative become so performative?
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you guys aren't thinking this through. if the GOP renege on any part of this deal they'll look like shameful hypocrites!
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you guys aren't thinking this through. if the GOP renege on any part of this deal they'll look like shameful hypocrites!
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
Predator: Badlands? More like Predator: VERY GOOD lands.
*Still workshopping this; in the meantime you must go see this movie.
*Still workshopping this; in the meantime you must go see this movie.
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Predator: Badlands? More like Predator: VERY GOOD lands.
*Still workshopping this; in the meantime you must go see this movie.
*Still workshopping this; in the meantime you must go see this movie.
Oh. Okay.
BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Oh. Okay.
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Meanwhile we're over here asking if women ruined the workplace. She's pushing structural changes forward and some w a platform asking us to go backwards.
"'My view is, if I don't file a complaint, what will happen to other Mexican women? If they do this to the president, what will happen to all women in our country?'"
Mexico president to seek charges after being groped on street
Claudia Sheinbaum says she is pressing charges because "a line must be drawn" against the harassment of Mexican women.
www.bbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Meanwhile we're over here asking if women ruined the workplace. She's pushing structural changes forward and some w a platform asking us to go backwards.
A+++++++ headline
Mamdani wins in New York, defeating disgraced creep and the beret guy www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Mamdani wins in New York, defeating disgraced creep and the beret guy
Democrat Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old democratic socialist , was projected by multiple news outlets to become New York City’s next mayor—an outcome that would have been unthinkable just a year ...
www.dailykos.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
A+++++++ headline
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democrats shaking crying vomiting at having to deal w someone with principles and motivations and objectives who people like
June 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
democrats shaking crying vomiting at having to deal w someone with principles and motivations and objectives who people like
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Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help
Good dogs vote!
And they especially vote YES on Prop 50.
And they especially vote YES on Prop 50.
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Good dogs vote!
And they especially vote YES on Prop 50.
And they especially vote YES on Prop 50.
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the ADHD urge to say “let’s get down to business” and then do literally anything else
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
the ADHD urge to say “let’s get down to business” and then do literally anything else
I am in line for pastries and I’m not happy about it. The line, not the pastries.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am in line for pastries and I’m not happy about it. The line, not the pastries.
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Let's all keep pretending the forces behind this are just 'concerned parents with reasonable questions' rather than deranged bigots
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Let's all keep pretending the forces behind this are just 'concerned parents with reasonable questions' rather than deranged bigots
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If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving
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RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds