Bilwise
@snackcart.bsky.social
Video games | LOTR | Hobbit | Professional sneakologist | Fantasy / Sci Fi | Foodie
He / Him
He / Him
It is 1991. I am standing in a crappy dorm room drinking beer listening to the Eagles.
It is 2025. I am standing in Texas Live drinking a beer listening to the Eagles.
I am the Dr Manhattan of drinking.
It is 2025. I am standing in Texas Live drinking a beer listening to the Eagles.
I am the Dr Manhattan of drinking.
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It is 1991. I am standing in a crappy dorm room drinking beer listening to the Eagles.
It is 2025. I am standing in Texas Live drinking a beer listening to the Eagles.
I am the Dr Manhattan of drinking.
It is 2025. I am standing in Texas Live drinking a beer listening to the Eagles.
I am the Dr Manhattan of drinking.
🚨BILWISE UPDATE 🚨
They had a thanksgiving meal at work today. I got some, obvs.
🤤
They had a thanksgiving meal at work today. I got some, obvs.
🤤
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🚨BILWISE UPDATE 🚨
They had a thanksgiving meal at work today. I got some, obvs.
🤤
They had a thanksgiving meal at work today. I got some, obvs.
🤤
They did a Halloween lunch thing at my office today. I hope they've planned for a Halloween food coma right after. 😝
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They did a Halloween lunch thing at my office today. I hope they've planned for a Halloween food coma right after. 😝
Old timey portrait of old guy waiting for car. (Photo filter amusement mode.)
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Old timey portrait of old guy waiting for car. (Photo filter amusement mode.)
🚨BILWISE UPDATE!!🚨
The lunch bag I have been using for the last 15 years has a tiny pocket in the front that I just found out about.
(It's so small, I have no idea what I could possibly put in there. A single, carefully folded slice of cheese, maybe?)
The lunch bag I have been using for the last 15 years has a tiny pocket in the front that I just found out about.
(It's so small, I have no idea what I could possibly put in there. A single, carefully folded slice of cheese, maybe?)
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
🚨BILWISE UPDATE!!🚨
The lunch bag I have been using for the last 15 years has a tiny pocket in the front that I just found out about.
(It's so small, I have no idea what I could possibly put in there. A single, carefully folded slice of cheese, maybe?)
The lunch bag I have been using for the last 15 years has a tiny pocket in the front that I just found out about.
(It's so small, I have no idea what I could possibly put in there. A single, carefully folded slice of cheese, maybe?)
Working from home today. Soundtrack by Counting Crows, August and Everything After.
September 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Working from home today. Soundtrack by Counting Crows, August and Everything After.
Lunch: homemade chicken and rice soup!
August 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Lunch: homemade chicken and rice soup!
Dinner: spaghetti, featuring my mother's meat sauce recipe. 🍝
August 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dinner: spaghetti, featuring my mother's meat sauce recipe. 🍝
Lunch: quesadilla! Quesadilla 🫓
July 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Lunch: quesadilla! Quesadilla 🫓
Texas roadrunners! Picture taken of the field across from where I work.
July 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Texas roadrunners! Picture taken of the field across from where I work.
🚨 BILWISE UPDATE 🚨
I have a donut.
This has been a test of the emergency snackcast system. This was only a test. Had this been an actual emergency I would be rummaging through the fridge looking for snacks instead of typing on this here internet contraption.
I have a donut.
This has been a test of the emergency snackcast system. This was only a test. Had this been an actual emergency I would be rummaging through the fridge looking for snacks instead of typing on this here internet contraption.
July 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
🚨 BILWISE UPDATE 🚨
I have a donut.
This has been a test of the emergency snackcast system. This was only a test. Had this been an actual emergency I would be rummaging through the fridge looking for snacks instead of typing on this here internet contraption.
I have a donut.
This has been a test of the emergency snackcast system. This was only a test. Had this been an actual emergency I would be rummaging through the fridge looking for snacks instead of typing on this here internet contraption.
Breakfast of champions (where champions = hobbits)
Eggs, ham and Tator Tots
Eggs, ham and Tator Tots
May 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Breakfast of champions (where champions = hobbits)
Eggs, ham and Tator Tots
Eggs, ham and Tator Tots
Dinner: steak soup and tater tots. 🤤
April 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dinner: steak soup and tater tots. 🤤
This was an excellent episode of the Weekly Show with Jon Stewart. It's about who the typical federal gov employees actually are and the sorts of stuff they do and why.
April 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This was an excellent episode of the Weekly Show with Jon Stewart. It's about who the typical federal gov employees actually are and the sorts of stuff they do and why.
🚨 BILWISE UPDATE: I HAVE TATOR TOTS. REPEAT: I HAVE TATOR TOTS!🚨
April 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🚨 BILWISE UPDATE: I HAVE TATOR TOTS. REPEAT: I HAVE TATOR TOTS!🚨
Friday tunes: The Cult: Love
March 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Friday tunes: The Cult: Love
Breakfast burritos and several other things this weekend brought to you by Mateo's salsa.
March 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Breakfast burritos and several other things this weekend brought to you by Mateo's salsa.
The place is called Shipley Donuts. I hadn't heard of them before today. I'm assuming they're somewhere in Arlington, TX.
March 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The place is called Shipley Donuts. I hadn't heard of them before today. I'm assuming they're somewhere in Arlington, TX.
There appears to be another plate of donuts with sausages in them (and cheese too!) on my desk.
Yes, I ate them already. 🙂
Yes, I ate them already. 🙂
March 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There appears to be another plate of donuts with sausages in them (and cheese too!) on my desk.
Yes, I ate them already. 🙂
Yes, I ate them already. 🙂
Lunch: Huarache - a slab of dough on which is piled refried beans, lettuce, various cheeses and, in this case) chicken.
February 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Lunch: Huarache - a slab of dough on which is piled refried beans, lettuce, various cheeses and, in this case) chicken.
🚨 BILWISE UPDATE 🚨
I have obtained donuts with sausages in them.
I have obtained donuts with sausages in them.
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🚨 BILWISE UPDATE 🚨
I have obtained donuts with sausages in them.
I have obtained donuts with sausages in them.
Work sent us to work from home since the building heater couldn't keep up with the cold. So now, I'm home and warm and working while listening to a record player I won in a raffle thing this past New year.
Was listening to Joshua Tree earlier (by U2). Currently Stick Season by Noah Kahan.
Was listening to Joshua Tree earlier (by U2). Currently Stick Season by Noah Kahan.
February 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Work sent us to work from home since the building heater couldn't keep up with the cold. So now, I'm home and warm and working while listening to a record player I won in a raffle thing this past New year.
Was listening to Joshua Tree earlier (by U2). Currently Stick Season by Noah Kahan.
Was listening to Joshua Tree earlier (by U2). Currently Stick Season by Noah Kahan.