Count Smurfsalott (Schola Progenium Arc)
@smurfsalott.bsky.social
Local Bi Cannon Fodder. Green and Aspiring Artist. 26. Meme, Dream, and be Obscene. 18+ Begone Minors.
I put this in a nsfw meme chat for a community discord, and some mod deleted it for “Excessive Violence”
Mods never change
Mods never change
February 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I put this in a nsfw meme chat for a community discord, and some mod deleted it for “Excessive Violence”
Mods never change
Mods never change
The Gaiman Allegations makes this title extremely funny to me
January 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Gaiman Allegations makes this title extremely funny to me
Torterra
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Torterra
Do you think Ariel from Little Mermaid would be a foot fetishist?
January 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Do you think Ariel from Little Mermaid would be a foot fetishist?
Call me a Tech Priest, because I’m about to perform the Rite of Percussive Maintenance on your chassis
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Call me a Tech Priest, because I’m about to perform the Rite of Percussive Maintenance on your chassis
I can fix her
Or she can make me worse
Or she can make me worse
January 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I can fix her
Or she can make me worse
Or she can make me worse
Got through my first 40K match today!
Played Incursion and death matched since neither of us had mission decks
My poor Ad Mech were slaughtered by Guard
Dude had only 2 infantry squads, the rest was vehicles
His Rogal Dorn had like 8 attacks, it was a slaughter
Played Incursion and death matched since neither of us had mission decks
My poor Ad Mech were slaughtered by Guard
Dude had only 2 infantry squads, the rest was vehicles
His Rogal Dorn had like 8 attacks, it was a slaughter
January 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Got through my first 40K match today!
Played Incursion and death matched since neither of us had mission decks
My poor Ad Mech were slaughtered by Guard
Dude had only 2 infantry squads, the rest was vehicles
His Rogal Dorn had like 8 attacks, it was a slaughter
Played Incursion and death matched since neither of us had mission decks
My poor Ad Mech were slaughtered by Guard
Dude had only 2 infantry squads, the rest was vehicles
His Rogal Dorn had like 8 attacks, it was a slaughter
“‘-Is That Ye Shall Corrupt No More’
Truth be told, fellow God-Touched, more so than all your armies, or even my brothers…you have my attention.
A time long ago, I lead the worship of the Emperor. And yet, whereas you were rewarded for your faith…we were punished”
Truth be told, fellow God-Touched, more so than all your armies, or even my brothers…you have my attention.
A time long ago, I lead the worship of the Emperor. And yet, whereas you were rewarded for your faith…we were punished”
“I know who you are, vile traitor! You are the one who drowned in darkness, and drug the galaxy along with you!
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
January 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“‘-Is That Ye Shall Corrupt No More’
Truth be told, fellow God-Touched, more so than all your armies, or even my brothers…you have my attention.
A time long ago, I lead the worship of the Emperor. And yet, whereas you were rewarded for your faith…we were punished”
Truth be told, fellow God-Touched, more so than all your armies, or even my brothers…you have my attention.
A time long ago, I lead the worship of the Emperor. And yet, whereas you were rewarded for your faith…we were punished”
“I know who you are, vile traitor! You are the one who drowned in darkness, and drug the galaxy along with you!
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
January 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“I know who you are, vile traitor! You are the one who drowned in darkness, and drug the galaxy along with you!
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
If GW weren’t cowards, they’d make a whole book about Lorgar and Celestine
IDGAF about blotter porn, imagine the character moments
IDGAF about blotter porn, imagine the character moments
January 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If GW weren’t cowards, they’d make a whole book about Lorgar and Celestine
IDGAF about blotter porn, imagine the character moments
IDGAF about blotter porn, imagine the character moments
My superpower is that I can wake up and be able to function without caffeine no matter how little sleep I get
The drawback is that it takes me ages to fall asleep, and I’m always tired
The drawback is that it takes me ages to fall asleep, and I’m always tired
January 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My superpower is that I can wake up and be able to function without caffeine no matter how little sleep I get
The drawback is that it takes me ages to fall asleep, and I’m always tired
The drawback is that it takes me ages to fall asleep, and I’m always tired
I had to play a mobile phone “caption this meme” game over festivities with family.
Most players were over 40, and all the photos were generic animal photos
I mean, I won, but it was painful
Most players were over 40, and all the photos were generic animal photos
I mean, I won, but it was painful
January 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I had to play a mobile phone “caption this meme” game over festivities with family.
Most players were over 40, and all the photos were generic animal photos
I mean, I won, but it was painful
Most players were over 40, and all the photos were generic animal photos
I mean, I won, but it was painful
Huh. I’ve never heard Luna Snow before, but her design feels off compared to most Marvel heroes. I wonder why that-
Oh
Yeah, that explains it
Oh
Yeah, that explains it
December 28, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Huh. I’ve never heard Luna Snow before, but her design feels off compared to most Marvel heroes. I wonder why that-
Oh
Yeah, that explains it
Oh
Yeah, that explains it
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
December 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Reposted by Count Smurfsalott (Schola Progenium Arc)
I think he wouldn’t be surprised.
“That’s the corps. It’s their nature. Whatever they can’t control they destroy, remodel it to fit their vision and they’ll sell it to you.
They don’t need soulkiller to steal your soul.”
“That’s the corps. It’s their nature. Whatever they can’t control they destroy, remodel it to fit their vision and they’ll sell it to you.
They don’t need soulkiller to steal your soul.”
December 23, 2024 at 10:20 AM
I think he wouldn’t be surprised.
“That’s the corps. It’s their nature. Whatever they can’t control they destroy, remodel it to fit their vision and they’ll sell it to you.
They don’t need soulkiller to steal your soul.”
“That’s the corps. It’s their nature. Whatever they can’t control they destroy, remodel it to fit their vision and they’ll sell it to you.
They don’t need soulkiller to steal your soul.”