Count Smurfsalott (Schola Progenium Arc)
@smurfsalott.bsky.social
Local Bi Cannon Fodder. Green and Aspiring Artist. 26. Meme, Dream, and be Obscene. 18+ Begone Minors.
I put this in a nsfw meme chat for a community discord, and some mod deleted it for “Excessive Violence”
Mods never change
Mods never change
February 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I put this in a nsfw meme chat for a community discord, and some mod deleted it for “Excessive Violence”
Mods never change
Mods never change
The Gaiman Allegations makes this title extremely funny to me
January 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Gaiman Allegations makes this title extremely funny to me
Torterra
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Torterra
I can fix her
Or she can make me worse
Or she can make me worse
January 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I can fix her
Or she can make me worse
Or she can make me worse
Got through my first 40K match today!
Played Incursion and death matched since neither of us had mission decks
My poor Ad Mech were slaughtered by Guard
Dude had only 2 infantry squads, the rest was vehicles
His Rogal Dorn had like 8 attacks, it was a slaughter
Played Incursion and death matched since neither of us had mission decks
My poor Ad Mech were slaughtered by Guard
Dude had only 2 infantry squads, the rest was vehicles
His Rogal Dorn had like 8 attacks, it was a slaughter
January 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Got through my first 40K match today!
Played Incursion and death matched since neither of us had mission decks
My poor Ad Mech were slaughtered by Guard
Dude had only 2 infantry squads, the rest was vehicles
His Rogal Dorn had like 8 attacks, it was a slaughter
Played Incursion and death matched since neither of us had mission decks
My poor Ad Mech were slaughtered by Guard
Dude had only 2 infantry squads, the rest was vehicles
His Rogal Dorn had like 8 attacks, it was a slaughter
“I know who you are, vile traitor! You are the one who drowned in darkness, and drug the galaxy along with you!
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
January 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“I know who you are, vile traitor! You are the one who drowned in darkness, and drug the galaxy along with you!
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
Your wretched presence will no longer taint this world, ‘For I carry the Emperor’s Will, and His Will-‘“
Huh. I’ve never heard Luna Snow before, but her design feels off compared to most Marvel heroes. I wonder why that-
Oh
Yeah, that explains it
Oh
Yeah, that explains it
December 28, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Huh. I’ve never heard Luna Snow before, but her design feels off compared to most Marvel heroes. I wonder why that-
Oh
Yeah, that explains it
Oh
Yeah, that explains it
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
December 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring a ling, hear them ring
Soon it'll be Christmas Day
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring a ling, hear them ring
Soon it'll be Christmas Day
December 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring a ling, hear them ring
Soon it'll be Christmas Day
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring a ling, hear them ring
Soon it'll be Christmas Day
Christmas is coming, so don't buy me nothing
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed
And Christmas is coming, so don't buy me anything
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed
It's you, It's you, It's you
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed
And Christmas is coming, so don't buy me anything
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed
It's you, It's you, It's you
December 21, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Christmas is coming, so don't buy me nothing
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed
And Christmas is coming, so don't buy me anything
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed
It's you, It's you, It's you
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed
And Christmas is coming, so don't buy me anything
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed
It's you, It's you, It's you
My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to that fireplace roar
So, really I'd better scurry
Beautiful, please don't hurry
But maybe just a half a drink more
I'll put some records on while I pour
Beautiful, what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to that fireplace roar
So, really I'd better scurry
Beautiful, please don't hurry
But maybe just a half a drink more
I'll put some records on while I pour
December 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to that fireplace roar
So, really I'd better scurry
Beautiful, please don't hurry
But maybe just a half a drink more
I'll put some records on while I pour
Beautiful, what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to that fireplace roar
So, really I'd better scurry
Beautiful, please don't hurry
But maybe just a half a drink more
I'll put some records on while I pour
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
…
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day, and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say merry Christmas to you
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
…
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day, and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say merry Christmas to you
December 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
…
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day, and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say merry Christmas to you
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
…
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day, and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say merry Christmas to you
I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
You can count on me
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
December 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
You can count on me
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
December 17, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I want to see
Underneath the tree
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I want to see
Underneath the tree
December 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I want to see
Underneath the tree
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I want to see
Underneath the tree