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Marmie
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Professional daydreamer. Expert procrastinator. Music lover and video game enthusiast. Devout cinnamon roll consumer.
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Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Watching Ben Shapiro’s own fans turning on him after his latest video in which he disapproves of “the evil left” cheering for the death of the healthcare CEO, is truly an amazing moment. I have never seen the left and right in the US united as strongly over something.
December 8, 2024 at 11:50 AM
December 6, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Credit: Sarah Andersen
December 2, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Like Franz Kafka I’m plagued with unreasonable thoughts about how every single person in my life secretly despises me and loathes my very presence. Except in my case it’s true. Obviously.
December 2, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Okay maybe the Biden pardon was pretty funny after all
December 2, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I have to admit, it’s pretty fucked up of Biden to pardon his own son. Some people sure live on a different tier of the justice system. We are never going to hear the end of this.
December 2, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Found this fanart of Monkey D. Luffy where his ability to stretch his teeth is explored, and it’s so fucking cursed
November 30, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Good morning 😊
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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happy lmao henry kissinger is giving footjobs to satan in hell day to all those who celebrate
November 29, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Maybe I'll stop feeling so sad if I actually finish my database assignment due on Friday. I've told myself over the course of this entire day to get to it, but even something as simple as the act of opening SQL Management Studio feels like dragging my hands across a burning charcoal grill. Sadness
November 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Found out there's a Portal 2 Musical out there where they have two people playing Chell, so when one goes into a portal the other Chell steps out of the second portal from across the room, and I love it so fucking much lmao

My favorite part is the Turret Trio song!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF7g...
Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical - 2017 Production
YouTube video by Geekenders
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Wow. Arcane is over. What a wild ride. Been waiting for season 2 for years now, and now I can't help but to feel a little empty. What the hell am I supposed to do now?

I will say, though, that while the season was amazing, there were times when it felt a taaad rushed. It needed like 2 more episodes
November 24, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Every conservative in a nutshell
November 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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This is how they cover up what abortion bans do — fire anyone who helps tell the stories of harm. Everyone who is or can be pregnant will pay the price.
www.propublica.org/article/geor...
Georgia Dismissed All Members of Maternal Mortality Committee After ProPublica Obtained Internal Details of Two Deaths
In a letter, the state’s public health commissioner said the action was taken because “confidential information provided to the Maternal Mortality Review Committee was inappropriately shared with outs...
www.propublica.org
November 21, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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How bathroom bans actually work.
November 21, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I can't explain it, but I get an indescribable amount of joy from whenever I stumble upon this image
November 21, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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I wish Elon would take a strong dose of psilocybin and spend several hours reading his own tweets. This will be indescribable mental agony, but it will be good for him, and probably good for the entire planet.
July 10, 2023 at 5:08 AM
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I tried to draw a roast chicken but I forgot what it looked like.
November 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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AOC comes out swinging against a Nancy Mace for targeting Sarah McBride.

"They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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Israel has unleashed a series of air attacks on the Gaza Strip that killed nearly 90 people, including many children in their sleep.
Israeli attacks on Gaza kill at least 88, including children in their sleep
Air raids on Beit Lahiya and Gaza City come as humanitarian crisis worsens in besieged territory.
aje.io
November 21, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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They say the cover up is always worse.
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 AM