Justus Smart
@smrtee.bsky.social
Currently managed by a small white terrier named Twiggles...
We make t-shirts and stuffs for fun. Our products are designed to cater to the genius inside of you.
https://www.giftsbygenius.com
We make t-shirts and stuffs for fun. Our products are designed to cater to the genius inside of you.
https://www.giftsbygenius.com
Somebody cross out 1984 and write 2025. Send to printer.
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Somebody cross out 1984 and write 2025. Send to printer.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
at the risk of being deemed rude or whatever: the next best time to shut this shit down is today
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
at the risk of being deemed rude or whatever: the next best time to shut this shit down is today
Y'all out here calling anything you want "lemonade". Cherry, ok. Strawberry, sure. Peach, I guess. But pineapple? Y'all better call dr pepper girl.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Y'all out here calling anything you want "lemonade". Cherry, ok. Strawberry, sure. Peach, I guess. But pineapple? Y'all better call dr pepper girl.
Wow!!! Now that's what I call racism.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wow!!! Now that's what I call racism.
when your etsy transfer doesn't come with application instructions...
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
when your etsy transfer doesn't come with application instructions...
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The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
Oh, the leather reminded him of a couch he once knew*. *In the religious sense.
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh, the leather reminded him of a couch he once knew*. *In the religious sense.
I'm not saying that she's trying to steal that lady's husband, but those are man stealing pants...
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm not saying that she's trying to steal that lady's husband, but those are man stealing pants...
But wait I thought people working from home and not going out for lunch was the end of the economy... They will literally blame everyone except billionaires.
What a farce. It used to be “don’t buy avocado toast for lunch every day or you’ll never afford a house.” Now the economy is so bad it’s “don’t buy *a single pastry* once per week or you’ll end up homeless”
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
But wait I thought people working from home and not going out for lunch was the end of the economy... They will literally blame everyone except billionaires.
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She has printables available for the meals that include the ingredients & prep instructions.
This link also includes a PDF for 4 dinners for $20, if you want to make a bag for a larger household. drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
This link also includes a PDF for 4 dinners for $20, if you want to make a bag for a larger household. drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
Printable Recipes - Google Drive
drive.google.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
She has printables available for the meals that include the ingredients & prep instructions.
This link also includes a PDF for 4 dinners for $20, if you want to make a bag for a larger household. drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
This link also includes a PDF for 4 dinners for $20, if you want to make a bag for a larger household. drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
My people will understand... Buy new headphones? In this economy? #GreatDepression
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My people will understand... Buy new headphones? In this economy? #GreatDepression
So many people choosing to be loud and wrong on the internet today... bowtie is obviously the best pasta.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
So many people choosing to be loud and wrong on the internet today... bowtie is obviously the best pasta.
i regret that I have but one block to give
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i regret that I have but one block to give
One day we will discuss the urge to disrespect (Black) women by using their first names as opposed to professional titles.
October 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
One day we will discuss the urge to disrespect (Black) women by using their first names as opposed to professional titles.
Next we'll be told that "Have the day you deserve" is a threat.
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Next we'll be told that "Have the day you deserve" is a threat.
I did one load of laundry... please clap.
September 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I did one load of laundry... please clap.
Will the [redacted] fund accept a check from BofA... #askingforafriend
September 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Will the [redacted] fund accept a check from BofA... #askingforafriend
Without Sesame Street we wouldn't know that one of these things just doesn't belong here... Can you guess which one of these which doesn't belong here? That's right, Pink's eye is closed.
August 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Without Sesame Street we wouldn't know that one of these things just doesn't belong here... Can you guess which one of these which doesn't belong here? That's right, Pink's eye is closed.
The offense dogs take at human farts will never not be funny... Like, sir, shall we discuss where your mouth has been.
August 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The offense dogs take at human farts will never not be funny... Like, sir, shall we discuss where your mouth has been.
If parents were actually concerned with the safety of children in schools, we would be talking about youth pastors, but no one wants to have that conversation.
August 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If parents were actually concerned with the safety of children in schools, we would be talking about youth pastors, but no one wants to have that conversation.
kinda funny that that whole wizard of oz ai thing is literal don't look behind the curtain.
August 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
kinda funny that that whole wizard of oz ai thing is literal don't look behind the curtain.
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Please understand that if you air even a single ICE ad on your program, on your podcast, on your stream, you will never, for the rest of your mortal life, receive another dollar or another second of attention from me, or from millions of others.
I promise you, it is financial suicide.
I promise you, it is financial suicide.
New from 404 Media: ICE is about to go on a social media and TV ad recruiting blitz, according to contracting records. Shows ICE wants to target Gen Z and have ads on Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon Prime. Will also geofence areas to target particular people. Wants to hire 14k www.404media.co/ice-is-about...
ICE Is About To Go on a Social Media and TV Ad Recruiting Blitz
Contracting records reviewed by 404 Media show that ICE wants to target Gen Z, including with ads on Hulu and HBO Max.
www.404media.co
August 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Please understand that if you air even a single ICE ad on your program, on your podcast, on your stream, you will never, for the rest of your mortal life, receive another dollar or another second of attention from me, or from millions of others.
I promise you, it is financial suicide.
I promise you, it is financial suicide.
under capitalism, you do not have access to the person who needs to be yelled at.
July 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
under capitalism, you do not have access to the person who needs to be yelled at.