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Zach Smoroden
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Maker of things. Especially iOS apps and bean to bar chocolate.
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this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities

if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Gutted for the Whitecaps and so many what ifs but it was a hell of a season #VWFC
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Mark Carney and Danielle Smith’s MOU is an abuse of power and a spit in the face to British Columbians. They will never ram a pipeline through BC without the consent of Coastal First Nations and Northern Communities, and we’ll make fucking sure of it. #bcpoli
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I was only 2000 in queue for the #VWFC tickets and once I got it there are literally zero tickets available
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m not sure that’s a red. He’s attempting to play the ball and it isn’t even very high. #CanMNT
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hell yeah, Rise FC! #NSL champs!
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Already an instant classic
FIFA Puskas Award nominee at the #CanPL final, why the heck not 🥶🚲

📹 OneSoccer
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m so pleased to have somebody so easy to root and vote for at home
You’re our blueprint, Mayor Mamdani. The 1% have done everything in their power to starve us of hope. To rob us of a dignified life. But we are making hope normal again. We are building a big, beautiful movement to reclaim BC’s economy for the 99%. Let’s do this thing⚡️ #bcpoli bcgreens.ca/join/
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Instead of trying to green cars so much why don't we just invest in trains. city trains. under ground trains. above ground trains. trains between cities. trains between countries. TRAINS

THE PEOPLE CRAVE TRAINS
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I was married but I’m not married anymore.
Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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MLS is now using Generativr AI to create match summary reporte and they’re as soulless as you’d expect.

But MLS is also accepting feedback so rake them here fam

www.mlssoccer.com/news/match-r...

#VWFC
Match Recap: Orlando City SC 1, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2 – October 11 | MLSSoccer.com
Vancouver Whitecaps FC defeated Orlando City 1–2 on Saturday at Inter&Co Stadium in MLS Regular Season action.
www.mlssoccer.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
He’ll yeah, Ahmed! #604derby
October 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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WE KNOW WHO WE ARE
WE KNOW WHO WE ARE

KINGS Of CASCADIA
WE KNOW WHO WE ARE

#VWFC
September 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Considering the lineups we put out the #VWFC boys put in a hell of a shift against both our Cascadian rivals.

Gutted for White’s hammy though
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Terrifying to see Priso back there but winners find a way to win. Big test.
Müller is back in the starting XI between Sabbi and Ahmed.

But with injuries to all CBs, the backline looks put together with duct tape. Priso moves back alongside Laborda to make up the numbers.

#VWFC
September 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sophocles and his jelly beans. The art some people can make is just so unreal
September 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Good for Rourke but this commish doesn’t seem the type to listen to
Nathan Rourke didn’t hold back when asked about the new changes announced by the CFL 😳
September 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
technologically advance a band:

Plain White TI-84’s
Technologically advance a band:

Nine Inch Floppy Disks
Technologically advance a band:

Taylor Rust
September 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Someone really wanted a hot dog as well at my partners work.
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Fantastic game by the #CanMNT. Also pleased no Whitecaps players got hurt 😅
September 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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A legend arrives. The Raumdeuter is here.

Willkommen, Thomas Müller! 🌊

#VWFC | 📰: whitecapsfc.com/tm13
August 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bill S-209 is a mistake chng.it/gdLhy6dqtR
Have you seen this petition yet?
Stop Bill S-209’s De-Anonymization of Every Canadian Adult
chng.it
August 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As someone that has been waiting for this to happen I really do appreciate the opportunities he gave to young players. The problem was that every time they took to the pitch there never seemed to be a plan or anything resembling a tactical identity.
The Afshin Ghotbi era is finally over at Vancouver FC - an overview of the Iranian's time in Langley

@zacharyam.bsky.social delves into the highs and lows of Ghotbi's time with @vanfootballclub.bsky.social

aftn.ca/the-afshin-g...

#CanPL
July 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Damn, was looking into moving my email to Proton but not anymore
Fuck this. @proton.me just revealed they added an AI and their Reddit post is making me so fucking angry.

« Whether we like it or not »

Spineless tech bros.
July 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The team that gets David on a free is getting the steal of the century #CanMNT
June 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM