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dEGGSter
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I’m a producer, a top notch gooser. Might be a thief but I’m not no booster

HELLA
Got that thang on me
September 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hi
September 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ranch is so gross
February 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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a nazi speaking at a nazi rally. it’s really not deeper than that.
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Marshon Lattimore getting fried and then fighting
January 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Getting sacked by Jordan Davis has to feel like someone throwing the world’s heaviest weighted blanket at you
January 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The time is probably August
You know what? I’m ready to be a Commanders fan. The time is now
January 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If I’m lying than I’m flying
January 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I heard you brother and noted it. Ant is the link
As I said earlier on the ABC broadcast..between Denver vs Minnesota.
I was told by somebody in Ant’s circle that Edwards recently reached out to Michael Jordan in the midst of dealing with double/triple teams.
Edwards is also receptive to the old heads & greats who offer advice. Winner💯
January 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I tried to ask and the convince ChatGPT that Pete Carroll could die while coaching a winter game after living in Vegas throughout the summer. Got close but they are riding with the old man
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I’ve got you brother.

The next Sacramento Kings National TV game is on ESPN ! Wednesday Jan. 22nd

I’m on the mic 🎤 for that one💪🏽

I’ve got this.

Mr Sacramento Fact Check gonna be peelin’ off receipts like I’m at Customer Service.
I’ll fix it 💯😂
Watching the TNT wrap up after the Kings game it is clear those guys don’t really know crap about the Kings.

No. They don’t have the worst defense. Not even close. And it is even better under Christie.
January 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m a bit underwhelmed thus far with this Switch 2. Name and style. Just reminds me of WiiU all over again

Hopefully they surprise me
January 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I can agree with the bottom two
January 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
11 - Youth Coordinator for San Francisco Juneteenth
January 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
So the San Francisco Bay Area has created these cocktails…
- Martini
- Mai Tai
- Tequila Sunrise
- Irish Coffee
- Lemon Drop

And these foods…
- Burrito
- Rocky Road ice cream
- Cioppino
- Chop Suey
- Crab Louie
- Fortune Cookies

Undefeated
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And next on the agenda he’s gonna change New Mexico to New America

Does he even have the ability to change the name of a body of water? Lol
NEW: Trump says name of the Gulf of Mexico will be changed to Gulf of America
January 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Guy at coffe shop “what’s your name?”

Me “Dexter

Guy who made my latte calling my name

“Large Mocha Latte for Dasher”

WHO?!?!
January 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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King 🤴🏾 you already know 💯👌🏽
MALIK MEANS WHAT IN ARABIC!? @markjonesespn.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
One thing I can just never understand is people will dress in all black. Head to toe with the dirtiest busted ass white sneakers (AF1s, Vans, Ked’s whatever)

WHY?!?!
a man in a purple sweater is talking to a man in a plaid shirt
ALT: a man in a purple sweater is talking to a man in a plaid shirt
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Mac and cheese
December 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
RIP to North Oakland’s own Rickey Henderson. The #1 collar popper
#RickeyHenderson #Oakland
December 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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The velocity on that throw, man. Geno had one on the previous drive too, when you see the difference between productive college style QBs and dudes with a professional arm.
December 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I often wonder what makes her work

I guess I’ll leave that question to the experts 🤷🏽‍♂️
December 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM