Smoothie General
@smoothiegeneral.bsky.social
Retired rapper guy. Unretired DJ guy. Too old for a new social media. Too young for the sweet release.
https://linktr.ee/SmoothieGeneral
https://linktr.ee/SmoothieGeneral
Timothy Chalamet has never listened to Ragtime Hightimes but LOVES Camp Lo
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Timothy Chalamet has never listened to Ragtime Hightimes but LOVES Camp Lo
You know you're cleaning right when the gloves stick to themselves
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You know you're cleaning right when the gloves stick to themselves
Smoking that shit that made David chase
smoking that shit that made Oscar wild
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Smoking that shit that made David chase
It's so funny knowing when your upstairs neighbors shits and pisses
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It's so funny knowing when your upstairs neighbors shits and pisses
No❌ Money down❗
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
No❌ Money down❗
There's a guy with a 6.7" dick in college who is either getting no or lots of pussy.
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There's a guy with a 6.7" dick in college who is either getting no or lots of pussy.
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Oh no...tragic news out of Hollywood.
AI Actress Tilly Norwood overdosed on ketamine and is dead now.
AI Actress Tilly Norwood overdosed on ketamine and is dead now.
October 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh no...tragic news out of Hollywood.
AI Actress Tilly Norwood overdosed on ketamine and is dead now.
AI Actress Tilly Norwood overdosed on ketamine and is dead now.
Nord Strom's Sack
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Nord Strom's Sack
Find me on my tummy, feet up, playing battlefield at 3am
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Find me on my tummy, feet up, playing battlefield at 3am
I'm doing it for me. But it's getting hard to justify holding onto any of my equipment anymore.
September 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm doing it for me. But it's getting hard to justify holding onto any of my equipment anymore.
Fuckin loser with the long backed wife lost the game for em
September 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Fuckin loser with the long backed wife lost the game for em
Episode 2 of Musically Declined is OUT NOW!
open.spotify.com/episode/6tsy...
open.spotify.com/episode/6tsy...
A More Lively Host
open.spotify.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Episode 2 of Musically Declined is OUT NOW!
open.spotify.com/episode/6tsy...
open.spotify.com/episode/6tsy...
I think I might throw myself off a bridge if I keep hearing House Tour. That song is absolutely fucking stupid.
September 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I think I might throw myself off a bridge if I keep hearing House Tour. That song is absolutely fucking stupid.
If it's a four skin, why do I only have two inches?
September 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If it's a four skin, why do I only have two inches?
Cuckleberry Twin
August 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Cuckleberry Twin
Is there a line on Draft Kings yet for when nudes get leaked from Googles Camera Coach?
August 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Is there a line on Draft Kings yet for when nudes get leaked from Googles Camera Coach?
I thought we hated billionaires and the mega rich?
But it's cool when they make bad pop music?
Educate me please.
But it's cool when they make bad pop music?
Educate me please.
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I thought we hated billionaires and the mega rich?
But it's cool when they make bad pop music?
Educate me please.
But it's cool when they make bad pop music?
Educate me please.
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I made a dance remix of Easy by lilyisthatyou
No one asked for it. But I did it anyway.
soundcloud.com/smoothie-gen...
No one asked for it. But I did it anyway.
soundcloud.com/smoothie-gen...
Lilyisthatyou - Easy - Smoothie General Remix
Very unofficial remix of Lilyisthatyou's 'Easy'
Enjoy. Or not. Idrc.
soundcloud.com
August 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I made a dance remix of Easy by lilyisthatyou
No one asked for it. But I did it anyway.
soundcloud.com/smoothie-gen...
No one asked for it. But I did it anyway.
soundcloud.com/smoothie-gen...
Every English teacher I have ever had has gotten divorced
August 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Every English teacher I have ever had has gotten divorced
I made a dance remix of Easy by lilyisthatyou
No one asked for it. But I did it anyway.
soundcloud.com/smoothie-gen...
No one asked for it. But I did it anyway.
soundcloud.com/smoothie-gen...
Lilyisthatyou - Easy - Smoothie General Remix
Very unofficial remix of Lilyisthatyou's 'Easy'
Enjoy. Or not. Idrc.
soundcloud.com
August 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I made a dance remix of Easy by lilyisthatyou
No one asked for it. But I did it anyway.
soundcloud.com/smoothie-gen...
No one asked for it. But I did it anyway.
soundcloud.com/smoothie-gen...