Smoothie General
@smoothiegeneral.bsky.social
Retired rapper guy. Unretired DJ guy. Too old for a new social media. Too young for the sweet release.
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Mr President, the Mujahideen have entered my ass
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Mr President, the Mujahideen have entered my ass
I'm so high I thought this was Em's Paul Rosenberg and was just so fucking confused as I read this thread.
October 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm so high I thought this was Em's Paul Rosenberg and was just so fucking confused as I read this thread.
Same for a guy with a 6.5" dick
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Same for a guy with a 6.5" dick
"Can I die from cumming too much?"
This is a Nick Mullen psyop 300%
This is a Nick Mullen psyop 300%
October 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"Can I die from cumming too much?"
This is a Nick Mullen psyop 300%
This is a Nick Mullen psyop 300%
*One husky white male child in the middle of Macy's while "Big Pimpin" scrolls across his belt.
He is drinking an XL Orange Julius and eating an Auntie Anne's pretzel*
He is drinking an XL Orange Julius and eating an Auntie Anne's pretzel*
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
*One husky white male child in the middle of Macy's while "Big Pimpin" scrolls across his belt.
He is drinking an XL Orange Julius and eating an Auntie Anne's pretzel*
He is drinking an XL Orange Julius and eating an Auntie Anne's pretzel*
dude, as an office hater, the paper is such a surprise.
September 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
dude, as an office hater, the paper is such a surprise.
Episode 2 on the way you fricks
September 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Episode 2 on the way you fricks