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Mr. Dexter-Smoortser
@smoortser.bsky.social
I am a profitable sports bettor. Baseball is the best. I love my wife. Snorlax is my favorite Pokémon. Purple is my favorite color. Blah blah blah. Go Red Sox.
Another first half bang ✅
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
✅ Lockett rec yards first half cash!
3 rec 24 yards!
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
POTD 2: Lockett o15.5 rec yards (to win 1u)

DART THROW BETS! 🎯
Anytime TD: Lockett (.25 units) +1000
First TD: Lockett (.13) +4500
2 TD: Lockett (.13) +10000
No TD: (.1) +7500
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
+700 is nice but banging a +4400 just feels right. Fuck you DraftKings pay me!
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So many weird angles!!!
July 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Vinny Capra looks at strike 3 and loser homophobe Clayton Kershaw has 3,000 career strikeouts. #MLBsky #Dodgers
July 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Welp, Max Muncy’s knee just exploded on a play at third. Brutal. Get well big guy. #Dodgers
July 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM