Mr. Dexter-Smoortser
@smoortser.bsky.social
I am a profitable sports bettor. Baseball is the best. I love my wife. Snorlax is my favorite Pokémon. Purple is my favorite color. Blah blah blah. Go Red Sox.
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Let’s go Dak!
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Let’s go Dak!
Prichard / Okongwu 3s cooked last night.
✅ +187
✅ +815
✅ +3540
✅ +187
✅ +815
✅ +3540
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Prichard / Okongwu 3s cooked last night.
✅ +187
✅ +815
✅ +3540
✅ +187
✅ +815
✅ +3540
Naji Marshall 17 points at the half. 3 more!
o9.5 pts ✅
o14.5 pts ✅
o19.5 pts 👀
o9.5 pts ✅
o14.5 pts ✅
o19.5 pts 👀
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Naji Marshall 17 points at the half. 3 more!
o9.5 pts ✅
o14.5 pts ✅
o19.5 pts 👀
o9.5 pts ✅
o14.5 pts ✅
o19.5 pts 👀
Let’s go Rudy Gobert. $26 and a dream. Of winning more money.
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Let’s go Rudy Gobert. $26 and a dream. Of winning more money.
Bo Nix can’t keep getting away with this!
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Bo Nix can’t keep getting away with this!
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Russell Westbrook BANG! ✅ #sportsbetting
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Russell Westbrook BANG! ✅ #sportsbetting
4th of July fireworks at Wrigley! 8 homers for the #Cubs today. A new franchise record. They’ve gone back to back 3 times!
3 for Michael Busch.
2 for PCA.
1 each for Seiya Suzuki, Dansby Swanson, and Carson Kelly.
3 for Michael Busch.
2 for PCA.
1 each for Seiya Suzuki, Dansby Swanson, and Carson Kelly.
July 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
4th of July fireworks at Wrigley! 8 homers for the #Cubs today. A new franchise record. They’ve gone back to back 3 times!
3 for Michael Busch.
2 for PCA.
1 each for Seiya Suzuki, Dansby Swanson, and Carson Kelly.
3 for Michael Busch.
2 for PCA.
1 each for Seiya Suzuki, Dansby Swanson, and Carson Kelly.
PCA (23) off the scoreboard in right, Swanson single, Busch (16) off the scoreboard in right! #Cubs keep on banging. 7-0 lead on six homers.
July 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
PCA (23) off the scoreboard in right, Swanson single, Busch (16) off the scoreboard in right! #Cubs keep on banging. 7-0 lead on six homers.
The fireworks continue at Wrigley! Michael Busch (15) and Carson Kelly (10) lead off the second with back to back jacks! #Cubs
Seiya (24) and PCA (22) go back to back in the first! Good start at Wrigley! #Cubs
July 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The fireworks continue at Wrigley! Michael Busch (15) and Carson Kelly (10) lead off the second with back to back jacks! #Cubs
Cade Horton was impressive for the #Cubs tonight. His change up was filthy. He threw it 22 times, #Guardians swung at it 15 times and whiffed on it 8(!) times. He allowed 5 hits, they were all singles. #gocubsgo #mlbsky
July 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Cade Horton was impressive for the #Cubs tonight. His change up was filthy. He threw it 22 times, #Guardians swung at it 15 times and whiffed on it 8(!) times. He allowed 5 hits, they were all singles. #gocubsgo #mlbsky
Yeah Felgah the #Celtics were just trying to see if they could suck shit from 3 and still keep it close so that’s a win, I’ll hang up and listen
May 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yeah Felgah the #Celtics were just trying to see if they could suck shit from 3 and still keep it close so that’s a win, I’ll hang up and listen
Triston Casas did yoga with the Rays mascot tonight. Homer tonight, let’s go.
April 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Triston Casas did yoga with the Rays mascot tonight. Homer tonight, let’s go.
MLB TOP 10 RECORDS as of April 14.
- the mighty NL West continues to have 3 teams at the top of the league
- all 5 teams with double digit wins are NL teams
- Tigers and Angels tied for best AL record, just as we all expected
#MLB #baseball #standings
- the mighty NL West continues to have 3 teams at the top of the league
- all 5 teams with double digit wins are NL teams
- Tigers and Angels tied for best AL record, just as we all expected
#MLB #baseball #standings
April 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
MLB TOP 10 RECORDS as of April 14.
- the mighty NL West continues to have 3 teams at the top of the league
- all 5 teams with double digit wins are NL teams
- Tigers and Angels tied for best AL record, just as we all expected
#MLB #baseball #standings
- the mighty NL West continues to have 3 teams at the top of the league
- all 5 teams with double digit wins are NL teams
- Tigers and Angels tied for best AL record, just as we all expected
#MLB #baseball #standings
#Redsox game 17. A much needed win on the windy south side of Chicago.
That’s why Crochet is worth the money. Trevor Story is 8 for his last 17, with 4 RBI and 4 steals in that timeframe. He’s up to .326 / .340 / .478 / .818 in April. That with plus defense will do.
That’s why Crochet is worth the money. Trevor Story is 8 for his last 17, with 4 RBI and 4 steals in that timeframe. He’s up to .326 / .340 / .478 / .818 in April. That with plus defense will do.
April 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
#Redsox game 17. A much needed win on the windy south side of Chicago.
That’s why Crochet is worth the money. Trevor Story is 8 for his last 17, with 4 RBI and 4 steals in that timeframe. He’s up to .326 / .340 / .478 / .818 in April. That with plus defense will do.
That’s why Crochet is worth the money. Trevor Story is 8 for his last 17, with 4 RBI and 4 steals in that timeframe. He’s up to .326 / .340 / .478 / .818 in April. That with plus defense will do.