Mr. Dexter-Smoortser
@smoortser.bsky.social
I am a profitable sports bettor. Baseball is the best. I love my wife. Snorlax is my favorite Pokémon. Purple is my favorite color. Blah blah blah. Go Red Sox.
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Let’s go Dak!
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Let’s go Dak!
Prichard / Okongwu 3s cooked last night.
✅ +187
✅ +815
✅ +3540
✅ +187
✅ +815
✅ +3540
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Prichard / Okongwu 3s cooked last night.
✅ +187
✅ +815
✅ +3540
✅ +187
✅ +815
✅ +3540
Naji Marshall 17 points at the half. 3 more!
o9.5 pts ✅
o14.5 pts ✅
o19.5 pts 👀
o9.5 pts ✅
o14.5 pts ✅
o19.5 pts 👀
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Naji Marshall 17 points at the half. 3 more!
o9.5 pts ✅
o14.5 pts ✅
o19.5 pts 👀
o9.5 pts ✅
o14.5 pts ✅
o19.5 pts 👀
Let’s go Rudy Gobert. $26 and a dream. Of winning more money.
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Let’s go Rudy Gobert. $26 and a dream. Of winning more money.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Another first half bang ✅
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Another first half bang ✅
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Russell Westbrook BANG! ✅ #sportsbetting
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Russell Westbrook BANG! ✅ #sportsbetting
MLB TOP 10 RECORDS as of April 14.
- the mighty NL West continues to have 3 teams at the top of the league
- all 5 teams with double digit wins are NL teams
- Tigers and Angels tied for best AL record, just as we all expected
#MLB #baseball #standings
- the mighty NL West continues to have 3 teams at the top of the league
- all 5 teams with double digit wins are NL teams
- Tigers and Angels tied for best AL record, just as we all expected
#MLB #baseball #standings
April 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
MLB TOP 10 RECORDS as of April 14.
- the mighty NL West continues to have 3 teams at the top of the league
- all 5 teams with double digit wins are NL teams
- Tigers and Angels tied for best AL record, just as we all expected
#MLB #baseball #standings
- the mighty NL West continues to have 3 teams at the top of the league
- all 5 teams with double digit wins are NL teams
- Tigers and Angels tied for best AL record, just as we all expected
#MLB #baseball #standings
This call is brutal though. Should’ve been a shutout.
April 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This call is brutal though. Should’ve been a shutout.
The #whitesox winning run should have struck out twice before walking. Gross way to lose a game. #robotumpsnow #redsox
April 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The #whitesox winning run should have struck out twice before walking. Gross way to lose a game. #robotumpsnow #redsox
Three of the four one loss teams are in the #NLWest. The #ALCentral is mid. A .500 team might win this division this year. #MLB #baseball
April 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Three of the four one loss teams are in the #NLWest. The #ALCentral is mid. A .500 team might win this division this year. #MLB #baseball
Josh Allen… touchdown please.
January 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Josh Allen… touchdown please.
Small NBA slate yesterday, only 27 bets. Slow day. Made some money. It’s da weekend babyyyy!
January 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Small NBA slate yesterday, only 27 bets. Slow day. Made some money. It’s da weekend babyyyy!
Kyrie +220 BANG! ✅💚
Keep climbing... I have him at 35 and 40 too...
Keep climbing... I have him at 35 and 40 too...
January 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Kyrie +220 BANG! ✅💚
Keep climbing... I have him at 35 and 40 too...
Keep climbing... I have him at 35 and 40 too...
Got a tip about glitched SGP lines on Scoot Henderson last night on Fanduel. Bang bang. ✅💚
January 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Got a tip about glitched SGP lines on Scoot Henderson last night on Fanduel. Bang bang. ✅💚
January 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Having a pretty good day. ✅💚
January 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Having a pretty good day. ✅💚
Xavier Worthy made us sweat after a horrible drop, but he made up for it. ✅💚
January 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Xavier Worthy made us sweat after a horrible drop, but he made up for it. ✅💚