Oh no it’s Noëlle
@smolnono.bsky.social
they/them • 32 • actor • photog • cryptid
Royal Conservatoire of Scotland MA Acting
Virginia -> Glasgow -> London
Royal Conservatoire of Scotland MA Acting
Virginia -> Glasgow -> London
A couple of years ago I did the uncanny valley makeup trend that was going around and became a PlayStation NPC.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A couple of years ago I did the uncanny valley makeup trend that was going around and became a PlayStation NPC.
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I desperately need someone to dupe Elizabeth and James Nirvana perfumes
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I desperately need someone to dupe Elizabeth and James Nirvana perfumes
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Restricting the ability to change your gender marker on a passport carries zero applicable benefit. It’s ONLY about terrorizing a small population to acclimatize the public to government attacks on marginalized groups.
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Restricting the ability to change your gender marker on a passport carries zero applicable benefit. It’s ONLY about terrorizing a small population to acclimatize the public to government attacks on marginalized groups.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
You think you know how this game works….you don’t #TraitorsUK
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You think you know how this game works….you don’t #TraitorsUK
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They’re a master baybeeeee
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They’re a master baybeeeee
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The amount of people who talk about transition and gender-affirming care with zero knowledge about what these things are and how people access them is mind-blowing.
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The amount of people who talk about transition and gender-affirming care with zero knowledge about what these things are and how people access them is mind-blowing.
No I’m actually crying #CelebrityTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No I’m actually crying #CelebrityTraitors
What the FUCK.
Reform will apparently pledge today that they'd abolish indefinite leave to remain - including retrospectively, to people already granted it. Obviously this is a moral abomination but it is also a practical and legal impossibility.
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
What the FUCK.
Sex is great and all but have you ever said I love you to your cohort and realised how much you really mean it.
September 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sex is great and all but have you ever said I love you to your cohort and realised how much you really mean it.
It’s done. My heart is bursting. Many complicated feelings. But mostly love.
September 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s done. My heart is bursting. Many complicated feelings. But mostly love.
After my viva voce today I am done 🥺
September 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
After my viva voce today I am done 🥺
Fringe is a lawless wasteland I’m having churros for dinner
August 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fringe is a lawless wasteland I’m having churros for dinner
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
THAN SUCH A ROMAN. 👏🏻
August 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
THAN SUCH A ROMAN. 👏🏻
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maybe the cryptids were the friends we made along the way
August 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
maybe the cryptids were the friends we made along the way
Fucking hell
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Fucking hell
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"Never has a performer been more in his element or shown such controlled mastery over the art form than [Rhys Darby] does throughout this show... An absolutely unmissable and must-see show."
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Pepper and Salt
(I think they liked it! 😂)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Pepper and Salt
(I think they liked it! 😂)
Rhys Darby: The Legend Returns
Starting as an off-beat and innocent comedy show that could be mistaken for stand-up, Rhys Darby’s The Legend Returns quickly devolves into unmitigated and hilarious chaos, covering everything from…
pepperandsalt.uk
August 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Never has a performer been more in his element or shown such controlled mastery over the art form than [Rhys Darby] does throughout this show... An absolutely unmissable and must-see show."
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Pepper and Salt
(I think they liked it! 😂)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Pepper and Salt
(I think they liked it! 😂)
2 years since I took this 💔
August 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
2 years since I took this 💔
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I've met a few people in my life who absolutely refused to accept anything negative in media like this.
Their opinions were all hollow.
Not every piece of art is intended to create joy; Catharsis is impossible without pain, and so is learning to process negative emotions. This is merely avoidance.
Their opinions were all hollow.
Not every piece of art is intended to create joy; Catharsis is impossible without pain, and so is learning to process negative emotions. This is merely avoidance.
July 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I've met a few people in my life who absolutely refused to accept anything negative in media like this.
Their opinions were all hollow.
Not every piece of art is intended to create joy; Catharsis is impossible without pain, and so is learning to process negative emotions. This is merely avoidance.
Their opinions were all hollow.
Not every piece of art is intended to create joy; Catharsis is impossible without pain, and so is learning to process negative emotions. This is merely avoidance.
How did I lose my tweezers entirely in this move.
July 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How did I lose my tweezers entirely in this move.
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"In today’s climate, where public trust in politics is fractured and cynicism is the default, it’s vital to remember that not every politician is driven by ego or opportunism. Some aspire to serve, to enact structural transformation. That's Bevan's story." www.buzzmag.co.uk/michael-shee...
MICHAEL SHEEN on returning to play NYE BEVAN – and echoing his spirit
Michael Sheen talks to Buzz about Aneurin Bevan’s legacy, his Welsh National Theatre aims and the future of the arts in Wales.
www.buzzmag.co.uk
July 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"In today’s climate, where public trust in politics is fractured and cynicism is the default, it’s vital to remember that not every politician is driven by ego or opportunism. Some aspire to serve, to enact structural transformation. That's Bevan's story." www.buzzmag.co.uk/michael-shee...
“Is it hard to enter the kingdom of heaven since Brexit?”
I wheezed
I wheezed
July 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Is it hard to enter the kingdom of heaven since Brexit?”
I wheezed
I wheezed