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Smol Emweeeeeee
@smolemwe.bsky.social
Professional Procrastinator, Gamer, Writer, ExJW, Millennial slowly descending into madness
Jokes aside, what sound are they actually trying to hide?
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I came to ask this, so I am glad this answer was already here because this is what I've always thought.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What fight???? You just caved for a fucking pinkie promise, and for what? So your flights won't be inconvenienced???
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Because he literally looks like The Toddler (from Henry Danger)
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If this is AI Trump, I'm gonna need him to personally apologize to the autopen
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I was thinking the nuking of the filibuster given the tweets previous
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
We manage on $400 every other week but only because grandma has SNAP for herself and is a coupon/sales wizard.
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
How does this math work? This comes out to $80 a week for food, so $160 for 2?? Is this one person? Wtf is this math???
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It's like they've never read the Bible
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I remember thinking it was a tabloid because it was tabloid size
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I have aunties and uncles who aren't even blood -- they're really scraping the barrel here
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by Smol Emweeeeeee
Honest to God, it’s retribution for Saturday.

Proving what a “big man” he is.

And exacting revenge on We the People.
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I fought those damn things as a secretary - I even did a cost analysis showing how much MORE they'd cost vs the industrial maker we had. The delta was something like $5K

I was wrong; it was more. Fucking thing broke 16 times in 1 yr. In 7 years, the industrial maker broke ONCE
October 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Imagine, starting to talk about an actual problem, and then deciding to talk about a not problem
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM