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Professional Procrastinator, Gamer, Writer, ExJW, Millennial slowly descending into madness
Because he literally looks like The Toddler (from Henry Danger)
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Because he literally looks like The Toddler (from Henry Danger)
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
August 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Maybe it all started going wrong when we let progress steal the stars
August 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Maybe it all started going wrong when we let progress steal the stars
Archery girl for sure. This is from where I broke one of my arrows by shooting it with another arrow 🙃
August 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Archery girl for sure. This is from where I broke one of my arrows by shooting it with another arrow 🙃
Have some pretty flowers to cleanse the palate
July 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Have some pretty flowers to cleanse the palate
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong Answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong Answers only.
Pretty sure just touching this book is a disfellowshipping offense. Definitely in apostate territory reading it. Not even 100 pages in and I'm boggled.
June 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Pretty sure just touching this book is a disfellowshipping offense. Definitely in apostate territory reading it. Not even 100 pages in and I'm boggled.
And to think I haven't been yard saling in years
$2....TWO
$2....TWO
June 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And to think I haven't been yard saling in years
$2....TWO
$2....TWO
Beat KH1 for PC today and the last stat of the battle record made me cackle
June 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Beat KH1 for PC today and the last stat of the battle record made me cackle
Behold, her 15-year-old, double cataract-having majesty, Sony Bones, who has never allowed a bathroom door to close in her life
May 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Behold, her 15-year-old, double cataract-having majesty, Sony Bones, who has never allowed a bathroom door to close in her life
I'm kinda proud of myself over this one....joke in a joke and all i did was make it out of spite of being tricked by slop
May 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm kinda proud of myself over this one....joke in a joke and all i did was make it out of spite of being tricked by slop
What the absolute fuck
April 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What the absolute fuck
Stumbled across this movie from 2000 called Big Eden and the only reason I clicked on it was because my kids are big Henry Danger fans and the summary read like a literal fanfiction for the show
Looking at the year, I did not have high hopes. But. OMG I'm a half hour in & I think I love this movie
Looking at the year, I did not have high hopes. But. OMG I'm a half hour in & I think I love this movie
April 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Stumbled across this movie from 2000 called Big Eden and the only reason I clicked on it was because my kids are big Henry Danger fans and the summary read like a literal fanfiction for the show
Looking at the year, I did not have high hopes. But. OMG I'm a half hour in & I think I love this movie
Looking at the year, I did not have high hopes. But. OMG I'm a half hour in & I think I love this movie
Visited the Baltimore National Aquarium all day today. They have started a natural wetlands project to help clean and make the harbor safer. Hands off projects like this, and the federal departments that make our environment healthier!!
April 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Visited the Baltimore National Aquarium all day today. They have started a natural wetlands project to help clean and make the harbor safer. Hands off projects like this, and the federal departments that make our environment healthier!!
Replica Aboriginal art at the National Aquarium in Baltimore understands what's important in life
April 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Replica Aboriginal art at the National Aquarium in Baltimore understands what's important in life
For those unfamiliar, this is Virginia's state flag.
Literally -- Tits out, No tyrants
Literally -- Tits out, No tyrants
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
For those unfamiliar, this is Virginia's state flag.
Literally -- Tits out, No tyrants
Literally -- Tits out, No tyrants
Bestie wrote a 3 page reply, wherein yes....a lot of things went very wrong.
March 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Bestie wrote a 3 page reply, wherein yes....a lot of things went very wrong.
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
Step one..... remember how to disassemble take-down recurve without hurting myself. Step two, add vinyl limbstations for Cool Factor. Step three, reassemble the recurve also without hurting myself. Step four, profit
March 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Step one..... remember how to disassemble take-down recurve without hurting myself. Step two, add vinyl limbstations for Cool Factor. Step three, reassemble the recurve also without hurting myself. Step four, profit
Absolutely adoring a new OC, and also admiring my own prose.
March 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Absolutely adoring a new OC, and also admiring my own prose.
First shots with the new bow in the backyard. Not too shabby given I asked for a little higher weight than what I've been using in class.
March 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
First shots with the new bow in the backyard. Not too shabby given I asked for a little higher weight than what I've been using in class.
"Russia is absolutely pounding Ukraine on the battlefield, but I'm strongly considering large-scale sanctions" sounds like a Tingler title
Can someone please take the quotation marks away from this man??
Can someone please take the quotation marks away from this man??
March 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Russia is absolutely pounding Ukraine on the battlefield, but I'm strongly considering large-scale sanctions" sounds like a Tingler title
Can someone please take the quotation marks away from this man??
Can someone please take the quotation marks away from this man??
Vance trying to say what a "real man" is while sitting like this
February 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Vance trying to say what a "real man" is while sitting like this