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Smol Emweeeeeee
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Professional Procrastinator, Gamer, Writer, ExJW, Millennial slowly descending into madness
Because he literally looks like The Toddler (from Henry Danger)
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
August 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Maybe it all started going wrong when we let progress steal the stars
August 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Archery girl for sure. This is from where I broke one of my arrows by shooting it with another arrow 🙃
August 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Have some pretty flowers to cleanse the palate
July 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong Answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Pretty sure just touching this book is a disfellowshipping offense. Definitely in apostate territory reading it. Not even 100 pages in and I'm boggled.
June 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
And to think I haven't been yard saling in years

$2....TWO
June 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Beat KH1 for PC today and the last stat of the battle record made me cackle
June 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Behold, her 15-year-old, double cataract-having majesty, Sony Bones, who has never allowed a bathroom door to close in her life
May 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm kinda proud of myself over this one....joke in a joke and all i did was make it out of spite of being tricked by slop
May 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What the absolute fuck
April 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Stumbled across this movie from 2000 called Big Eden and the only reason I clicked on it was because my kids are big Henry Danger fans and the summary read like a literal fanfiction for the show

Looking at the year, I did not have high hopes. But. OMG I'm a half hour in & I think I love this movie
April 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Visited the Baltimore National Aquarium all day today. They have started a natural wetlands project to help clean and make the harbor safer. Hands off projects like this, and the federal departments that make our environment healthier!!
April 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Replica Aboriginal art at the National Aquarium in Baltimore understands what's important in life
April 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
For those unfamiliar, this is Virginia's state flag.

Literally -- Tits out, No tyrants
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bestie wrote a 3 page reply, wherein yes....a lot of things went very wrong.
March 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Haha!
March 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Vinyl success!!!
March 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Step one..... remember how to disassemble take-down recurve without hurting myself. Step two, add vinyl limbstations for Cool Factor. Step three, reassemble the recurve also without hurting myself. Step four, profit
March 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Absolutely adoring a new OC, and also admiring my own prose.
March 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
First shots with the new bow in the backyard. Not too shabby given I asked for a little higher weight than what I've been using in class.
March 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Russia is absolutely pounding Ukraine on the battlefield, but I'm strongly considering large-scale sanctions" sounds like a Tingler title

Can someone please take the quotation marks away from this man??
March 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Vance trying to say what a "real man" is while sitting like this
February 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM