me: i have three things to do today, i've got this 💪

me: *thinks of a 4th thing*

me: it's too much. the weight of the infinite uncaring universe crushes me and i am lost. i submit to my end, unfit & unable

Tiffany sat on a stump and cried a bit, because it needed to be done. Then she went and milked the goats, because someone had to do that, too.

- Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

If you’ve been enjoying the functional plant 3D prints, you’re about to absolutely lose your mind over this FiggyBank!

something adorable about the flurries of intro posts… like we’re going around saying stuff about ourselves with the free associative enthusiasm of kindergarteners. i’m a poet! i like trains when they go fast! when i grow up, i want to see the end of the neoliberal industrial-capitalist empire! hi!!!

Offspring #1 speaks like a mobster and it's both entertaining and terrifying.

A 🧵 of the things he says...

Hello to my 3 followers, I'm just going to talk about myself and my hobbies and my kids on this platform. Yapping into the void, if you will.

Anyone from Bangalore on this platform yet? I need people to discuss the incredible weather and terrible traffic with.

The X to Bluesky migration is the digital equivalent of 'moving to Canada'

Having kids is so much fun because there's always a reason to craft something. (Unless you're doing it at 10 pm the night before)
Like, one Halloween I converted my kid's cycle into a motorcycle and let him ride into school on it.

Probably the only good meme I've ever made

Hello!
I'm a fashion-turned-experience designer. I love my job at a 2-wheeler EV company that's doing very exciting things for mobility in India. My 1.5 offspring are my best creations yet. I also ♥️ making costumes, taking long walks in new cities, fantasy fiction, and building stuff with my hands.

If you just came over from X, say hi!

It will be nice to see you! 💙

X is a shit show right now!