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Friendly neighborhood idiot
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Owner of a suitcase. Poster of shit. Well-wisher of strangers in that I don't wish anyone any specific harm.
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"So I chained a wallet to my belt, as was the fashion at the time."
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November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
tempting
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Lmao I'm not paying for one fuckin NFL game a week.

Fuck off, ESPN
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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How is it that there are so many illiterate people on a text based social network
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
what the fuck is this game
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How can you not be romantic about football?
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
come on jets, fuckin win this one for the love of god
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That ain't no question. That's a truth.

Man was an absolute animal, and I hate to think that playing at his incredible level led to this tragically early grave. I truly hope he made peace before passing.
Nick Mangold getting diagnosed with his kidney condition when he was in college and managing to have a borderline HOF-level NFL career while it was slowly killing him is completely insane?
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Few things get me to involuntarily clench like a great dunk.
RT @NBAonNBC: 360 ALLEY-OOP DUNK. 😱

These slomo angles of Aaron Gordon's unreal slam. 😮‍💨

🎥 NBA/AltitudeSports
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wow. I don't know why, but Nick Mangold passing has hit me harder than other much-too-young deaths. Maybe because I can't help but picture pure desperation going into that plea a week or two ago
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Everyone always says that *their* baby is the cutest, but I got news for them: it's actually my babby that's the cutiest
October 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Christ I'm getting older.

All the buttrock music I used to hate on the radio growing up is now so much of what I listen to.

Fuckin Soul Asylum, Live, and Candlebox are dominating some of my playlists
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Motherfucker. Why don't you ask some people who want to rehost old Nintendo games who is keeping them from doing it??
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
holy shit, Mamdani absolutely fuckin killed it on Fox News

makes me wish i still lived in NYC - I'd be honored to volunteer and vote for him
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This circular dependency is no match for my chemical dependency
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I should be able to hate the Yankees again like I did 15-20 years ago.

But at this point they're so insignificant, and such losers. It's so sad seeing what they and their fans get excited for. They aren't villains, just highly privileged, wealthy, failsons
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Until my daughter is roughly 5-6, I'm going to only buy baseball tickets where no foul ball could ever go

One of my greatest fears is catching a baseball and needing to pass it off to some kid. I've been wanting one for like, 37 years

At least my daughter can shield me from some damn stranger kid
September 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
monkeytype.com is down and I'm kinda surprised how negatively this is affecting me
September 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Jazz is just a group of individuals playing chicken with each other to see who finishes playing last
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don't understand the main character syndrome one has to suffer from to have vaccination hesitancy
September 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I have to admit, this is so fucking idiotic it has me possibly thinking of perhaps finding the article to maybe read it.
lol the Atlantic rules
September 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There's a fuckin gunman loose in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts causing a shelter in place order - why is it so hard to find updates on this god damn app
August 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
just rounding up some of their own
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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James Dobson won't hear how you hope his spirit is tormented by demons for all eternity, but other evil people who've contributed nothing but misery to this world might and hopefully they'll know people will celebrate when they pass away too.

Ask not for whom the crab raves, they rave for thee.
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background
Alt: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM