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andraste!
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It's just me and my elfroot smoking husbands, that I smoke elfroot with. and yes, we smoke elfroot.

[this is the most unserious thing i have ever made in my LIFE]
don't hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil to me, mister
January 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i guess i need chest hair now to be your wife?
January 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
hey!!
January 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
andraste doesn't make girlie pop oopsies, yk!! too much of a baddie for that
January 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
maybe i can get my hubby to add him to the cool actual chant and not the uncool one ---
January 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
doesn't it!? it's such a delightful pink, too! the maker painted it for me
January 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by andraste!
the next award is:

best sentient vape cloud

and the winner is..... somehow ALSO ANDRASTE! (put down the bong babe)

honorable mention to VORGOTH!
January 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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the next award is:

best andraste

and the winner is..... ANDRASTE! 💋💋💋💋💋
January 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
you okay there, bestie?
January 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
January 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
last time i tried, they smoked ME
January 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
finally someone with some sense! *hands shartan the bong* my husbands have been fighting all day! i just wanna kiss them both and you! and smoke!
January 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
but did you say "i'm sorry for setting andraste on fire" to... anyone? you didn't say it to me and i might be a smoking hot babe, but like ---
January 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
babe...
January 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
thank you, babe! *smooches his cheek with a loud SMACK*
January 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM