andraste!
@smokingbride.bsky.social
It's just me and my elfroot smoking husbands, that I smoke elfroot with. and yes, we smoke elfroot.
[this is the most unserious thing i have ever made in my LIFE]
[this is the most unserious thing i have ever made in my LIFE]
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andraste!
@smokingbride.bsky.social
· Jan 2
so you see this is my husband, the maker, and my other husband, maferath, and his husband, hessarian ---
i can totally grow pretty chest hair
January 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i can totally grow pretty chest hair
if you ever see me make a girlie pop oopsie no you didn't
January 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
if you ever see me make a girlie pop oopsie no you didn't
it's a duck! it's a man! it's the most duck of all men!
January 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
it's a duck! it's a man! it's the most duck of all men!
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the next award is:
best sentient vape cloud
and the winner is..... somehow ALSO ANDRASTE! (put down the bong babe)
honorable mention to VORGOTH!
best sentient vape cloud
and the winner is..... somehow ALSO ANDRASTE! (put down the bong babe)
honorable mention to VORGOTH!
January 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the next award is:
best sentient vape cloud
and the winner is..... somehow ALSO ANDRASTE! (put down the bong babe)
honorable mention to VORGOTH!
best sentient vape cloud
and the winner is..... somehow ALSO ANDRASTE! (put down the bong babe)
honorable mention to VORGOTH!
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the next award is:
best andraste
and the winner is..... ANDRASTE! 💋💋💋💋💋
best andraste
and the winner is..... ANDRASTE! 💋💋💋💋💋
January 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
the next award is:
best andraste
and the winner is..... ANDRASTE! 💋💋💋💋💋
best andraste
and the winner is..... ANDRASTE! 💋💋💋💋💋
*waves blunt in front of her face to try and revive her* don't go into the light! uh --- not right now, anyway!
Sweet Andra— (Collapses.)
January 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
*waves blunt in front of her face to try and revive her* don't go into the light! uh --- not right now, anyway!
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REAL. HOUSEWIVES. OF. ANDRASTE.
January 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
REAL. HOUSEWIVES. OF. ANDRASTE.
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somehow i'm getting this vibe that i've brought doom upon all the world lmao my bad
January 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
somehow i'm getting this vibe that i've brought doom upon all the world lmao my bad
@weirdshartan.bsky.social my elfroot smoking wife!
January 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@weirdshartan.bsky.social my elfroot smoking wife!
i like this one!
bestie, you can take as much of it as you want!!!
January 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i like this one!
so you see this is my husband, the maker, and my other husband, maferath, and his husband, hessarian ---
January 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
so you see this is my husband, the maker, and my other husband, maferath, and his husband, hessarian ---
my elfroot smoking hubbys are fighting ---
January 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
my elfroot smoking hubbys are fighting ---
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((Did I do this? By calling us virtual barbies? AM I TO BLAME!?))
January 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
((Did I do this? By calling us virtual barbies? AM I TO BLAME!?))
never, ever, pookie! we all smoke elfroot together.
January 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
never, ever, pookie! we all smoke elfroot together.
it's because they were scared they would never match our level of chill and cool. they had to tone it down or it would blind the people.
🫡 i feel honored to be the herald of andraste. i’m so sorry i was mistaken. the southern chantry made you and your husbands seem very not cool by comparison.
January 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
it's because they were scared they would never match our level of chill and cool. they had to tone it down or it would blind the people.
yes, i know i'm smoking. that's the point, isn't it?
January 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
yes, i know i'm smoking. that's the point, isn't it?