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Smokey Sasquatch (Apoist)
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Wildland Firefighter/EMT, ex-army, and detuned bandsaw in a Sasquatch costume.
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It really is amazing. An entire globe full of outragous crimes of European colonialism, and they manage to fixate on the one time the Europeans colonized a genuine uninhabited wilderness.
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
How could this possibly happen! They brought an airsoft gun with them and everything!
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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issue one batman reassembles the gun from that one dark knight panel. he then uses it to assassinate benjamin netanyahu
If DC offered you a Batman project with creative control, would you take it?
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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"I need ordnance on target, what's the best way to get it there?"
The budget-conscious SECDEF:
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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The only thing that should be said to people supporting Trump's attacks on people pointing out that the military is obligated to refuse to follow illegal orders is....

"Are you saying the military should follow illegal orders?"

Until they get an answer.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I know I'm preaching to the choir here but, the red army already tried that. They killed 10% of the population of Afghanistan and displaced half, they still lost so bad that it was a major contribution to the country collapsing.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"I have the power of god and halberds on my side! Your plates don't stand a chance."
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Having a warrior class has historically worked out great for every nation that has had one. No I have never opend a history book in my life, why do you ask?"
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM