Alec of Essex
@smokesniper.bsky.social
Conveyancer, soundwave collector, berk
Another day, another diagnosis of "huh, still lung infection" and some doxycycline for it.
Peak flow at 725 though. So there's that.
Peak flow at 725 though. So there's that.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Another day, another diagnosis of "huh, still lung infection" and some doxycycline for it.
Peak flow at 725 though. So there's that.
Peak flow at 725 though. So there's that.
Vine is coming back? I mean.. it was fun, but im relatively sure its back catalogue is why ai generated videos fall apart at 6 seconds.
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Vine is coming back? I mean.. it was fun, but im relatively sure its back catalogue is why ai generated videos fall apart at 6 seconds.
Me: I would like to sleep
Cpap machine on ward:
Monitoring devices on ward:
My 6'4 asthmatic ass's steroid induced resting heart rate of 102:
Yeahhhh
Cpap machine on ward:
Monitoring devices on ward:
My 6'4 asthmatic ass's steroid induced resting heart rate of 102:
Yeahhhh
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me: I would like to sleep
Cpap machine on ward:
Monitoring devices on ward:
My 6'4 asthmatic ass's steroid induced resting heart rate of 102:
Yeahhhh
Cpap machine on ward:
Monitoring devices on ward:
My 6'4 asthmatic ass's steroid induced resting heart rate of 102:
Yeahhhh
Ending the day as it started
With a lungful of steroids
With a lungful of steroids
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ending the day as it started
With a lungful of steroids
With a lungful of steroids
Took off my oxygen supply, walked to the toilet to change, came back, got 3 offers to join polka bands as their accordion
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Took off my oxygen supply, walked to the toilet to change, came back, got 3 offers to join polka bands as their accordion
"We'll try you without oxygen soon" is definitely something you want context for
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
"We'll try you without oxygen soon" is definitely something you want context for
One way to start a monday
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
One way to start a monday
Finished Outer Worlds 2. Lacked the same humour and charm is the first, but had its own. Lots of branching choices, and the outcome I chose.. is one i want to play again to change.
They got me.
They got me.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Finished Outer Worlds 2. Lacked the same humour and charm is the first, but had its own. Lots of branching choices, and the outcome I chose.. is one i want to play again to change.
They got me.
They got me.
And it's odd to be cheerful at america blooding the nose of its king, as our nation stands to celebrate national burn a Catholic who tried to kill the king day
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
And it's odd to be cheerful at america blooding the nose of its king, as our nation stands to celebrate national burn a Catholic who tried to kill the king day
Its nice. Nice to see america breaking through the paid-for right.
Be nice if we could do the same here.
Be nice if we could do the same here.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Its nice. Nice to see america breaking through the paid-for right.
Be nice if we could do the same here.
Be nice if we could do the same here.
Reposted by Alec of Essex
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
I must confirm that I am *not* the walrus
I must confirm that I am *not* every woman.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I must confirm that I am *not* the walrus
Turns out there's a crime network running corner shops, barbers and vape shops across the UK
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Turns out there's a crime network running corner shops, barbers and vape shops across the UK
Playing The Outer Worlds 2.
So far? Not a patch on the first.
Humour is largely absent. The prologue did nothing that couldn't be covered in 3 lines of dialogue and environmental storytelling on your ship.
Hoping for more as I get further in but disappointing so far.
So far? Not a patch on the first.
Humour is largely absent. The prologue did nothing that couldn't be covered in 3 lines of dialogue and environmental storytelling on your ship.
Hoping for more as I get further in but disappointing so far.
November 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Playing The Outer Worlds 2.
So far? Not a patch on the first.
Humour is largely absent. The prologue did nothing that couldn't be covered in 3 lines of dialogue and environmental storytelling on your ship.
Hoping for more as I get further in but disappointing so far.
So far? Not a patch on the first.
Humour is largely absent. The prologue did nothing that couldn't be covered in 3 lines of dialogue and environmental storytelling on your ship.
Hoping for more as I get further in but disappointing so far.
Blokees are the actionmasters we should have got
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Blokees are the actionmasters we should have got
Quintus prime is broccoli
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Quintus prime is broccoli
Jurassic world rebirth.
So far it's just.. Aliens?
So far it's just.. Aliens?
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Jurassic world rebirth.
So far it's just.. Aliens?
So far it's just.. Aliens?
The real reason padme got pregnant
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The real reason padme got pregnant
Megatron no longer tank or gun, he's now.. a horribull cosplayer
October 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Megatron no longer tank or gun, he's now.. a horribull cosplayer
Haven't done a custom soundwave in a while but I reckon a bit of silver and, swoopwave
September 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Haven't done a custom soundwave in a while but I reckon a bit of silver and, swoopwave
Charlie kirk.
He believed children and concert goers being killed were accepted collateral damage to gun ownership.
He believed in people, indeed people like him, having easy access to guns.
Struggling to think of a more literal modern example of "live by the sword, die by the sword"
He believed children and concert goers being killed were accepted collateral damage to gun ownership.
He believed in people, indeed people like him, having easy access to guns.
Struggling to think of a more literal modern example of "live by the sword, die by the sword"
September 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Charlie kirk.
He believed children and concert goers being killed were accepted collateral damage to gun ownership.
He believed in people, indeed people like him, having easy access to guns.
Struggling to think of a more literal modern example of "live by the sword, die by the sword"
He believed children and concert goers being killed were accepted collateral damage to gun ownership.
He believed in people, indeed people like him, having easy access to guns.
Struggling to think of a more literal modern example of "live by the sword, die by the sword"
Charlie kirk reported dead? He'll be up and about in the morning. The american president got shot in the ear and has no evidence of a scar, so as long as they get the same surgeon, kirk should be fine.
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Charlie kirk reported dead? He'll be up and about in the morning. The american president got shot in the ear and has no evidence of a scar, so as long as they get the same surgeon, kirk should be fine.
Reposted by Alec of Essex
Three years ago some people were paying £50,000 for a picture of a cartoon monkey
September 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Three years ago some people were paying £50,000 for a picture of a cartoon monkey
The radical left aka women are making unfounded allegations about me that it is completely in my power to prove or disprove & I intend to prove my complete innocence by sending warplanes low and noisy over their press conference until my demands are met. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The radical left aka women are making unfounded allegations about me that it is completely in my power to prove or disprove & I intend to prove my complete innocence by sending warplanes low and noisy over their press conference until my demands are met. Thank you for your attention to this matter.