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Shannon
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Honkers bonkers.
Well, yeah, I'd love to meet you wherever these are.
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I flew too close to the sun here.
Idc. I'm going to have fun watching the greatest tight end of all time play for my team today! Let's fucking go❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Idc. I'm going to have fun watching the greatest tight end of all time play for my team today! Let's fucking go❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Did Brady just say, "I know he's pissed off?" 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Chiefs out. Entering my hater era.
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Get out you dirty fucking bitch
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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INTO THE SUN
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Strawberry banana is the worst flavor combo. It had to be said.
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Just found out I'm the age where if I see someone working on a commercial building, I want to stop and say, "what are they puttin in there?"
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In the Midwest we call it by it's full Christian name, Ross Dress For Less.
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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lol what do you MEAN we won
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
🙏🙏🙏
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
KAREEM❤️
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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relatable
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I wish every NFL announcer would get off Jawaan Taylor's dick.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
MFR
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ok I was acting wild.
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
COTY idc idc idc
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Andy Reid has elephant nuts.
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Did they sincerely just put up Rashee's arrest record in a graphic? I hate this league sometimes.
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I like Joe Buck's Pussy-Bow Pink lipgloss.
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
WHY WAS THAT RAT ON TV?!
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Cats are always acting scorned when they haven't been at all scorned.
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just decided how I want my will read
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I guess I just hopped on to complain about football which i simultaneously also live for.
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM