Emily Kristen
@emkristen.bsky.social
Physically in Oregon. Heart in KC.
I was told football was fun? When does that start
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I was told football was fun? When does that start
Don’t worry, y’all, I’m prepared to take a shot and turn this around
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Don’t worry, y’all, I’m prepared to take a shot and turn this around
I’ve had enough mimosas that picking fights on Facebook feels like a good idea someone take my phone away!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’ve had enough mimosas that picking fights on Facebook feels like a good idea someone take my phone away!!!!!!!
I find it so funny when someone calls me a bitch. Like. Yeah? Are you brand new here or?
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I find it so funny when someone calls me a bitch. Like. Yeah? Are you brand new here or?
A dumb, fun lil ride in a dystopian future that feels a little tooooooooo close to home thank you so much!
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A dumb, fun lil ride in a dystopian future that feels a little tooooooooo close to home thank you so much!
Reposted by Emily Kristen
Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender
I’m two margaritas in. The edible just kicked in. About to sit for a movie (The Running Man)
What a good day 🥰
What a good day 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m two margaritas in. The edible just kicked in. About to sit for a movie (The Running Man)
What a good day 🥰
What a good day 🥰
Catching up on #RHOSLC and idk man I don’t feel bad for Brittani AT ALL. Don’t bring up someone’s marriage if you can’t handle the smoke
Some people deserve to be bullied idc idc idc
Some people deserve to be bullied idc idc idc
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Catching up on #RHOSLC and idk man I don’t feel bad for Brittani AT ALL. Don’t bring up someone’s marriage if you can’t handle the smoke
Some people deserve to be bullied idc idc idc
Some people deserve to be bullied idc idc idc
Sheryl Crow and Jennifer Aniston 🙂↕️
Question 50:
Who’s the coolest person with whom you share a birthday?
I’ve got Coolio, Chuck D, Jason Momoa, and Hermann Melville.
Who’s the coolest person with whom you share a birthday?
I’ve got Coolio, Chuck D, Jason Momoa, and Hermann Melville.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sheryl Crow and Jennifer Aniston 🙂↕️
Witchy feat Childish Gambino by Kaytranada has been the fuckin VIBE lately. If you aren’t listening to Kaytranada, why tf not
Question 32:
Please recommend one song for me.
Please recommend one song for me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Witchy feat Childish Gambino by Kaytranada has been the fuckin VIBE lately. If you aren’t listening to Kaytranada, why tf not
For FREE????? Never
Question 37:
Have you ever posted hole or pole?
Have you ever posted hole or pole?
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
For FREE????? Never
Reposted by Emily Kristen
OK, re-upping this because the medical bills are piling up and I could use some help if you’ve got help to give
Hey so I just found out I need another medical procedure, which is really not what I was hoping for!! I’m still only working part-time while I look for a full-time gig so here I am asking for help once again. Your support over these last few months means the world to me. gofund.me/0ffa6eda
Donate to Sarah’s medical expenses, organized by Sarah Kelly Shannon
I’m Sarah, a (former? I think?) sports editor living in Denver with my pug, Spruce. In Ju… Sarah Kelly Shannon needs your support for Sarah’s medical expenses
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
OK, re-upping this because the medical bills are piling up and I could use some help if you’ve got help to give
This is so lame and corporate of me but my god I missed having a cubicle. My own space!!!! No one over my shoulder ever ten minutes!!! A revelation
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is so lame and corporate of me but my god I missed having a cubicle. My own space!!!! No one over my shoulder ever ten minutes!!! A revelation
I am THE hype girl.
Need a pep talk? Need a reminder of how incredible you are? Nervous for a thing? I got you. I will follow up to make sure you rocked the thing and reassure you that you are awesome.
Feeling down on yourself? Not my friends, not in front of me. I won’t have it.
Need a pep talk? Need a reminder of how incredible you are? Nervous for a thing? I got you. I will follow up to make sure you rocked the thing and reassure you that you are awesome.
Feeling down on yourself? Not my friends, not in front of me. I won’t have it.
Question 25:
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am THE hype girl.
Need a pep talk? Need a reminder of how incredible you are? Nervous for a thing? I got you. I will follow up to make sure you rocked the thing and reassure you that you are awesome.
Feeling down on yourself? Not my friends, not in front of me. I won’t have it.
Need a pep talk? Need a reminder of how incredible you are? Nervous for a thing? I got you. I will follow up to make sure you rocked the thing and reassure you that you are awesome.
Feeling down on yourself? Not my friends, not in front of me. I won’t have it.
Bami goereng
Pork and crab lumpia
Wagyu brisket cooked Korean barbecue style with kimchi, white rice, and corn cheese
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
Creamed spinach with parmesan
Trader Joe’s ciabatta baguette with whipped ricotta, fig butter, and aged balsamic
The corner piece of a brownie
Pork and crab lumpia
Wagyu brisket cooked Korean barbecue style with kimchi, white rice, and corn cheese
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
Creamed spinach with parmesan
Trader Joe’s ciabatta baguette with whipped ricotta, fig butter, and aged balsamic
The corner piece of a brownie
Question 5:
You’re about to be executed but you’re offered a last meal with no limitations, save the ingredients must exist currently on earth. What are you going with?
You’re about to be executed but you’re offered a last meal with no limitations, save the ingredients must exist currently on earth. What are you going with?
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bami goereng
Pork and crab lumpia
Wagyu brisket cooked Korean barbecue style with kimchi, white rice, and corn cheese
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
Creamed spinach with parmesan
Trader Joe’s ciabatta baguette with whipped ricotta, fig butter, and aged balsamic
The corner piece of a brownie
Pork and crab lumpia
Wagyu brisket cooked Korean barbecue style with kimchi, white rice, and corn cheese
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes
Creamed spinach with parmesan
Trader Joe’s ciabatta baguette with whipped ricotta, fig butter, and aged balsamic
The corner piece of a brownie
Lol fuck
The job we moved to Oregon for. I hated it, it drained my will to live. I packed us up and moved us across the country, staked our future on something that just didn’t work out.
I have done enough therapy to recognize how we made the best of an awful situation. But goddamn.
The job we moved to Oregon for. I hated it, it drained my will to live. I packed us up and moved us across the country, staked our future on something that just didn’t work out.
I have done enough therapy to recognize how we made the best of an awful situation. But goddamn.
Question 20:
What was the biggest letdown of your adult life? Specifically, what were you certain would be awesome and the reality of it was not?
What was the biggest letdown of your adult life? Specifically, what were you certain would be awesome and the reality of it was not?
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lol fuck
The job we moved to Oregon for. I hated it, it drained my will to live. I packed us up and moved us across the country, staked our future on something that just didn’t work out.
I have done enough therapy to recognize how we made the best of an awful situation. But goddamn.
The job we moved to Oregon for. I hated it, it drained my will to live. I packed us up and moved us across the country, staked our future on something that just didn’t work out.
I have done enough therapy to recognize how we made the best of an awful situation. But goddamn.
I fucking LOVE a museum, man. I yearn for a vacation of just museum visits. Like this item is SO special, we decided to display it for generations to also see how special it is?? That’s fucking rad.
Question 19:
What’s the most non-sexual pervert thing you can think of?
What are you a non-sexual pervert for?
What’s the most non-sexual pervert thing you can think of?
What are you a non-sexual pervert for?
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I fucking LOVE a museum, man. I yearn for a vacation of just museum visits. Like this item is SO special, we decided to display it for generations to also see how special it is?? That’s fucking rad.
Edible consumed
@effingcandleco.bsky.social candle lit
hoodie and bike shorts on
sitting under weighted blanket, preferably with a cat in my lap
watching Practical Magic
mug of peppermint tea with honey at the ready
@effingcandleco.bsky.social candle lit
hoodie and bike shorts on
sitting under weighted blanket, preferably with a cat in my lap
watching Practical Magic
mug of peppermint tea with honey at the ready
Question 18:
If the goal is cozy-maxing, what are you doing? (Again, don’t admit to any crimes)
If the goal is cozy-maxing, what are you doing? (Again, don’t admit to any crimes)
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Edible consumed
@effingcandleco.bsky.social candle lit
hoodie and bike shorts on
sitting under weighted blanket, preferably with a cat in my lap
watching Practical Magic
mug of peppermint tea with honey at the ready
@effingcandleco.bsky.social candle lit
hoodie and bike shorts on
sitting under weighted blanket, preferably with a cat in my lap
watching Practical Magic
mug of peppermint tea with honey at the ready
Depends on how big they are tbh
Question 17:
Do you kill spiders if they’re in your house?
Do you kill spiders if they’re in your house?
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Depends on how big they are tbh
My birthmark next to my nose
Question 15:
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My birthmark next to my nose
Not being at work
An edible
Taking a fat nap
A perfectly vesper martini with a side of skinny and salty fries
An edible
Taking a fat nap
A perfectly vesper martini with a side of skinny and salty fries
Question 14:
(Don’t admit to any crimes) What would make today perfect?
(Don’t admit to any crimes) What would make today perfect?
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Not being at work
An edible
Taking a fat nap
A perfectly vesper martini with a side of skinny and salty fries
An edible
Taking a fat nap
A perfectly vesper martini with a side of skinny and salty fries
Planning my wedding.
I long for a weekend full of love, intentionality, and our favorite people. It’s truly all I want to talk about but I genuinely worry about annoying people with it.
I long for a weekend full of love, intentionality, and our favorite people. It’s truly all I want to talk about but I genuinely worry about annoying people with it.
Question 13:
What is one thing which brings you genuine joy right now?
What is one thing which brings you genuine joy right now?
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Planning my wedding.
I long for a weekend full of love, intentionality, and our favorite people. It’s truly all I want to talk about but I genuinely worry about annoying people with it.
I long for a weekend full of love, intentionality, and our favorite people. It’s truly all I want to talk about but I genuinely worry about annoying people with it.
Re-reading my comfort series (it’s not Harry Potter, relax) and trying to hype myself up to read Mexican Gothic
Question 12:
What book(s) are you reading right now?
Are you actually reading it or is it sitting there being mentally catalogued as in progress but you keep not getting around to it?
What book(s) are you reading right now?
Are you actually reading it or is it sitting there being mentally catalogued as in progress but you keep not getting around to it?
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Re-reading my comfort series (it’s not Harry Potter, relax) and trying to hype myself up to read Mexican Gothic