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Swag like a robot. Orthodox Christian ☦️, Social Democrat🌹, Texan, he/him 🇺🇦🇦🇲🇵🇸🇹🇼🇬🇾 #BLM
A PLAGUE ON BOTH OF YOUR HOUSES
March 4, 2024 at 4:08 AM
A PLAGUE ON BOTH OF YOUR HOUSES
Looks like I have lost access to my twitter so ig this is me saying hi again
January 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Looks like I have lost access to my twitter so ig this is me saying hi again
Oh no I'm gonna be 27 soon
I don't FEEL very old but oh no oh God oh goodness gracious me
I don't FEEL very old but oh no oh God oh goodness gracious me
December 27, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Oh no I'm gonna be 27 soon
I don't FEEL very old but oh no oh God oh goodness gracious me
I don't FEEL very old but oh no oh God oh goodness gracious me
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Instead of complaining the Eurozone should simply Git Gud: my column
Here's a notion, you fuckin Krauts, try "Having An Economy"! Spend some fuckin Deutschmarks or whatever! Try Doin Stuff ! Instead of whining about how you can't loot the Greek markets anymore or whatever this week
The Biden administration is trying to ease European concerns about America’s new climate and tax law. Some U.S. allies have complained that the legislation makes their economies a less attractive place to invest given the scale of the American incentives.
October 31, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Instead of complaining the Eurozone should simply Git Gud: my column
Send me memes like this
October 29, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Send me memes like this
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Everyone hates on the Spanish accent but I think that it's the best of the hispanic accents
Chilean is def the worst tho
Chilean is def the worst tho
October 19, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Everyone hates on the Spanish accent but I think that it's the best of the hispanic accents
Chilean is def the worst tho
Chilean is def the worst tho
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They’re calling your cairn a pile of rocks
October 3, 2023 at 1:24 PM
They’re calling your cairn a pile of rocks
I miss doing math all the time
October 5, 2023 at 8:23 PM
I miss doing math all the time
Hot take, The Waltons was kinda good sometimes
September 27, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Hot take, The Waltons was kinda good sometimes
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The word "gullible" has been removed from the dictionary, after extensive documentation revealed this gibberish string of letters was originally inserted only as the result of a prank played upon a naive lexicographer.
September 12, 2023 at 5:23 PM
The word "gullible" has been removed from the dictionary, after extensive documentation revealed this gibberish string of letters was originally inserted only as the result of a prank played upon a naive lexicographer.
Bluesky is a nice app, but it's kind of stale. Where are the hot takes? Sometimes, this place gets boring.
How to make things better?
What this app needs is a villain. I can be that villain. I can be your god of mischief, your wholesome devil, your Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
You need only ask, Bluesky.
How to make things better?
What this app needs is a villain. I can be that villain. I can be your god of mischief, your wholesome devil, your Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
You need only ask, Bluesky.
September 12, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Bluesky is a nice app, but it's kind of stale. Where are the hot takes? Sometimes, this place gets boring.
How to make things better?
What this app needs is a villain. I can be that villain. I can be your god of mischief, your wholesome devil, your Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
You need only ask, Bluesky.
How to make things better?
What this app needs is a villain. I can be that villain. I can be your god of mischief, your wholesome devil, your Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
You need only ask, Bluesky.
"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" is still one of the coldest and best lyrics I've heard
I love that song so much
I love that song so much
September 9, 2023 at 7:18 PM
"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" is still one of the coldest and best lyrics I've heard
I love that song so much
I love that song so much
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Someone replied with "does this surprise you?" Folks, let's leave that at Twitter.
Like most too-online people, I'm never surprised by bad news. I'm also never surprised to learn someone who is generally bad did a bad thing.
I'm not posting about it because it surprised me.
Okay? Good talk.
Like most too-online people, I'm never surprised by bad news. I'm also never surprised to learn someone who is generally bad did a bad thing.
I'm not posting about it because it surprised me.
Okay? Good talk.
September 9, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Someone replied with "does this surprise you?" Folks, let's leave that at Twitter.
Like most too-online people, I'm never surprised by bad news. I'm also never surprised to learn someone who is generally bad did a bad thing.
I'm not posting about it because it surprised me.
Okay? Good talk.
Like most too-online people, I'm never surprised by bad news. I'm also never surprised to learn someone who is generally bad did a bad thing.
I'm not posting about it because it surprised me.
Okay? Good talk.
Welsh accents are mythical imo. Made up and not real. Never heard one... they all just sound English.
September 6, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Welsh accents are mythical imo. Made up and not real. Never heard one... they all just sound English.
I should start one of those health scam water companies. Like, I could call it Cahokia Life™️ and make it some faux-Indian "eco-friendly" "detoxifying" water that's actually straight out of the tap.
September 5, 2023 at 3:39 PM
I should start one of those health scam water companies. Like, I could call it Cahokia Life™️ and make it some faux-Indian "eco-friendly" "detoxifying" water that's actually straight out of the tap.
Imagining a guy who names his kids stuff like Llewellyn or Æthelred in the year of our Lord 2023
September 4, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Imagining a guy who names his kids stuff like Llewellyn or Æthelred in the year of our Lord 2023
We should stop calling them lemurs and start calling them Zoboomafoos
September 4, 2023 at 2:24 PM
We should stop calling them lemurs and start calling them Zoboomafoos
You know, they say that women be shopping, but sometimes women DON'T be shopping...
September 3, 2023 at 2:10 PM
You know, they say that women be shopping, but sometimes women DON'T be shopping...
Ghost stories freak me out but I can't stop listening to these /x/ thread narrations and stuff like that on YouTube
Great idea to put images of evil spirits in your head when you have a history of sleep paralysis
Great idea to put images of evil spirits in your head when you have a history of sleep paralysis
August 31, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Ghost stories freak me out but I can't stop listening to these /x/ thread narrations and stuff like that on YouTube
Great idea to put images of evil spirits in your head when you have a history of sleep paralysis
Great idea to put images of evil spirits in your head when you have a history of sleep paralysis
I want to hug it and become its friend
August 30, 2023 at 2:40 AM
I want to hug it and become its friend
August 29, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Y'all know that Slim Pickens boy was a Californian? Same place them Beach Boys come from?
August 28, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Y'all know that Slim Pickens boy was a Californian? Same place them Beach Boys come from?
Bluesky is better than Threads. I'm basing this purely on how many people on each app like my posts, the only metric that truly matters.
August 27, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Bluesky is better than Threads. I'm basing this purely on how many people on each app like my posts, the only metric that truly matters.