Sarah Mattocks
@smattocks.bsky.social
Here for The Archers mainly but also gardening, nature, dogs and VWs.
Get a head injury checked out Ed #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Get a head injury checked out Ed #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Justin: unless it makes money I’m not interested #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Justin: unless it makes money I’m not interested #TheArchers
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Experienced pudding makers; if your darling husband swans in at the last hour of steaming decided to top up the water till it’s over the pudding and therefore it’s soggy is the pudding salvageable? Will it keep to Christmas? Start again? #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Experienced pudding makers; if your darling husband swans in at the last hour of steaming decided to top up the water till it’s over the pudding and therefore it’s soggy is the pudding salvageable? Will it keep to Christmas? Start again? #TheArchers
Let’s not dwell on Will’s bathroom habits #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Let’s not dwell on Will’s bathroom habits #TheArchers
Now that adolescence is known to last until 32, George has at least another decade to go #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Now that adolescence is known to last until 32, George has at least another decade to go #TheArchers
Of course Amber doesn’t know you George. You’ve only had a proper relationship for a few weeks #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Of course Amber doesn’t know you George. You’ve only had a proper relationship for a few weeks #TheArchers
I hope Brad isn’t pining for
Amber #TheArchers
Amber #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hope Brad isn’t pining for
Amber #TheArchers
Amber #TheArchers
Love was so easy behind bars #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Love was so easy behind bars #TheArchers
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Current #TheArchers Xmas Special odds
7/2 Brian dies
2/1 Amber bins George
4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s
6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident
8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary
11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies
18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud
7/2 Brian dies
2/1 Amber bins George
4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s
6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident
8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary
11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies
18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Current #TheArchers Xmas Special odds
7/2 Brian dies
2/1 Amber bins George
4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s
6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident
8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary
11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies
18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud
7/2 Brian dies
2/1 Amber bins George
4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s
6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident
8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary
11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies
18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud
Excellent gobbling side effects #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Excellent gobbling side effects #TheArchers
Ooh Rex & Alice #Relice #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ooh Rex & Alice #Relice #TheArchers
A tractor run to make you forget about John Tony #TheArchers
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A tractor run to make you forget about John Tony #TheArchers
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Christmas S/L?
George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple.
Ambridge loves it.
Ambers’ family love it.
Carters’ love it.
Grundys’ hate it.
#TheArchers
George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple.
Ambridge loves it.
Ambers’ family love it.
Carters’ love it.
Grundys’ hate it.
#TheArchers
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Christmas S/L?
George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple.
Ambridge loves it.
Ambers’ family love it.
Carters’ love it.
Grundys’ hate it.
#TheArchers
George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple.
Ambridge loves it.
Ambers’ family love it.
Carters’ love it.
Grundys’ hate it.
#TheArchers
How does Leonard have the energy for all the cooking and the swinging? #TheArchers
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How does Leonard have the energy for all the cooking and the swinging? #TheArchers
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Leonard: Jill’s shagging her way round the golf club #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Leonard: Jill’s shagging her way round the golf club #TheArchers
Amber liked having George behind bars #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Amber liked having George behind bars #TheArchers
I can almost feel Amber flinching around George #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can almost feel Amber flinching around George #TheArchers
Will be missing tonight as I am busy trying to source some second best china for baby Peggy. #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Will be missing tonight as I am busy trying to source some second best china for baby Peggy. #TheArchers
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Phoebe should have named it Jenny or Hayley as those two women had more to do with her upbringing than any other women. Jenny was a constant presence and encouraged her to go to Oxford whereas Hayley and Roy made a loving home for her. (Until Roy did a stupid thing) #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Phoebe should have named it Jenny or Hayley as those two women had more to do with her upbringing than any other women. Jenny was a constant presence and encouraged her to go to Oxford whereas Hayley and Roy made a loving home for her. (Until Roy did a stupid thing) #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I love Kate. A wonderful, passionate, selfish, awful, monster. One of my favourite characters.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I love Kate. A wonderful, passionate, selfish, awful, monster. One of my favourite characters.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Blimey that was a quick taxi #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Blimey that was a quick taxi #TheArchers