Pragmatic my ass. This is what we signed up for.
[OptaJoe] 0.07 & 0.1 - Tottenham Hotspur are responsible for the two lowest xG totals in a Premier League game this season, against Arsenal (0.07) and Chelsea (0.1). Concern.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Pragmatic my ass. This is what we signed up for.
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1.93 points per game when they started games last season, 0.87 goals conceded per game.
1.73 points per game when they started games this season, 1.27 goals conceded per game.
1.73 points per game when they started games this season, 1.27 goals conceded per game.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
1.93 points per game when they started games last season, 0.87 goals conceded per game.
1.73 points per game when they started games this season, 1.27 goals conceded per game.
1.73 points per game when they started games this season, 1.27 goals conceded per game.
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I glad we are so defensively solid now
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I glad we are so defensively solid now
The Bentancur and palhinha experience
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Bentancur and palhinha experience
Defensive stability
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Defensive stability
Our game plan this half was relying on Vicario to distribute long balls. I’m absolutely baffled by that. Has anyone on the management team looked at Vicario’s long ball delivery data?
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Our game plan this half was relying on Vicario to distribute long balls. I’m absolutely baffled by that. Has anyone on the management team looked at Vicario’s long ball delivery data?
HOW ARE WE STILL STARTING BENTANCUR AND PALHINHA TOGETHER THIS FAR INTO THE SEASON
I’m starting to question Frank’s reputation as pragmatic. There’s nothing pragmatic about starting Bentancur and Palhinha together this far into the season, while having Bergvall and Archie on the bench.
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
HOW ARE WE STILL STARTING BENTANCUR AND PALHINHA TOGETHER THIS FAR INTO THE SEASON
We sacked a European title winner for this dogshit
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We sacked a European title winner for this dogshit
Sack that motherfucker at half time
This NLD for me is a referendum on Thomas Frank. He has been in charge for 5+ months. If we sit deep, get played end to end again like the Chelsea game then he has to go.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sack that motherfucker at half time
Levy’s legacy is hiring Sean Dyche with nicer hair
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Levy’s legacy is hiring Sean Dyche with nicer hair
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I personally don’t care how we park the bus if we can win the game.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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This NLD for me is a referendum on Thomas Frank. He has been in charge for 5+ months. If we sit deep, get played end to end again like the Chelsea game then he has to go.
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This NLD for me is a referendum on Thomas Frank. He has been in charge for 5+ months. If we sit deep, get played end to end again like the Chelsea game then he has to go.
My litmus test for TF will be the NLD. One of the biggest complaints against Ange was “lack of pragmatism” in big games, that Ange lost every one of his NLD games.
If TF can’t get us to show up in important games, then I can’t ever get behind his shit boring football.
If TF can’t get us to show up in important games, then I can’t ever get behind his shit boring football.
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My litmus test for TF will be the NLD. One of the biggest complaints against Ange was “lack of pragmatism” in big games, that Ange lost every one of his NLD games.
If TF can’t get us to show up in important games, then I can’t ever get behind his shit boring football.
If TF can’t get us to show up in important games, then I can’t ever get behind his shit boring football.
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here we are indeed.
(additional context for fans of other sports: Arsenal is currently at the top of the Premier League)
(additional context for fans of other sports: Arsenal is currently at the top of the Premier League)
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
here we are indeed.
(additional context for fans of other sports: Arsenal is currently at the top of the Premier League)
(additional context for fans of other sports: Arsenal is currently at the top of the Premier League)
Today, I’m celebrating scoring an xG above 0.1
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Today, I’m celebrating scoring an xG above 0.1
Simons growing in confidence by the minute after the assist
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Simons growing in confidence by the minute after the assist
I think we should accept that we will be losing games and conceding goals. I think we also have this shared understanding that we expect the team to least put a fight and lose with dignity when we lose.
Does TF share this understanding?
Does TF share this understanding?
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think we should accept that we will be losing games and conceding goals. I think we also have this shared understanding that we expect the team to least put a fight and lose with dignity when we lose.
Does TF share this understanding?
Does TF share this understanding?
Kudus has had a net negative impact on this team from over reliance and over playing him. Yet he plays 90 minutes every game because we have no game plan beside relying on a moment of brilliance from him.
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Kudus has had a net negative impact on this team from over reliance and over playing him. Yet he plays 90 minutes every game because we have no game plan beside relying on a moment of brilliance from him.
Daniel Levy’s legacy is a big shiny stadium with shit soulless football.
November 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Daniel Levy’s legacy is a big shiny stadium with shit soulless football.
(1) Big M. Fucking. Yawn.
(2) That was a clear red. I thought for a second we may be saved from this Bentancur/Palhinha experiment for at least 3 games.
(2) That was a clear red. I thought for a second we may be saved from this Bentancur/Palhinha experiment for at least 3 games.
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
(1) Big M. Fucking. Yawn.
(2) That was a clear red. I thought for a second we may be saved from this Bentancur/Palhinha experiment for at least 3 games.
(2) That was a clear red. I thought for a second we may be saved from this Bentancur/Palhinha experiment for at least 3 games.
I love the pre-match debate is figuring out how exactly we plan to park the bus today
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I love the pre-match debate is figuring out how exactly we plan to park the bus today
Last season, we were shit but we were at least trying to follow a set philosophy.
This season, we’re just plain shit without any soul.
This season, we’re just plain shit without any soul.
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Last season, we were shit but we were at least trying to follow a set philosophy.
This season, we’re just plain shit without any soul.
This season, we’re just plain shit without any soul.
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Spurs fans don’t have much patience for shit, defensive football. That is not new, it’s always been that way.
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Spurs fans don’t have much patience for shit, defensive football. That is not new, it’s always been that way.