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COYS. Data Scientist.
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
How do we have all these injuries by October 1st? Could it be Frank’s training methods or playstyle?
October 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
At what minute does Porro come on today? My bet is on 78th minute.
September 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Villarreal dream team 🏆
September 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No matter how you want to look at it, seeing the momentum map of the last 30 minutes of the game and getting completely dominated by PSG after going 2-0 up, is 100% on the manager.
August 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
August 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not trying to add to the Friday evening negativity but I have very little hope for our future as long as we have such a crazy large number of the fanbase who are proactively Levy In or at the minimum Levy Agnostic.
August 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
And here’s the second half with Davies and Spence reversing roles. Bissouma and Bergvall maintaining similar roles as defensive midfielders.

I think it’s incredible irresponsible to attempt competing in 4 competitions and completely rely on Ben Davies as a backup LB.
July 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m on a flight and can’t see the game right now but looking at the heatmap for the first half, it seems like Frank lined up a classic 4-2-3-1 with Porro staying back and Udogie going up.
July 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I sent it to everyone on your email chain. It took a lot of restraint and strength to be as cordial as possible given how they fucked this up, and how they treated the victim.
July 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is also the same guy who described the relationship with his wife as a quest to “conquer” her. This is the exact type of person whom I expect to side with the rapist.
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The grin on Arteta’s face as he praises Partey’s character for what he has been through. This man is vile and disgusting.
July 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A linear line may not be the best fit because of all the high variability in the data. Instead, I’m using LOWESS smoothing for a non-parametric fit.

We peaked relatively in 2007 followed by another upward trend during the evolution of Kane/Poch era, and Chelsea/City taking a break around that time.
June 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This was our summer window. We signed 3 teenagers, and a replacement for Kane from the previous season’s €100 million transfer to Bayern.

I do hope the club can hire you as an accountant though. You seem to fit Levy’s profile of loving numbers without paying attention to the football.
June 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I can understand Son exploring his options after 10 years with us. He turned down Saudi money to win a trophy, and he lifted one.

After Ange’s departure, maybe he doesn’t want another rebuild and just leave on a high note. That could also explain the links to Mbeumo on top of Tel’s signing.
June 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Good, smart, kitties.

My boy mocha angrily stares me down until he gets what’s rightfully his
June 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Literally from the press conference before the final game.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
June 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why is blue MAGA so obsessed with Jake Tapper? He didn’t force Biden to stubbornly rerun until a few days before the election.

Also, Hindenburg decided to rerun at 84. We could have stopped Trump if we learned a little bit of history in school.
May 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If anything, one more year of Ange will either fix or drive these toxic podcasts extinct that add no meaningful discourse to the club.
May 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I hope you have a backup plan for AG1 at this current rate
April 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
April 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The next 2 games are absolutely crucial to regain confidence and play our football. We need 6/6 points with decisive wins to set us up on a run to the rest of the season.

When that happens, we all need to get behind the team and stop gossiping. For now, I trust Ange and the players #COYS.
March 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
And many more examples from other clubs. Any attempts of organized protests against ENIC usually attracts about a handful of people and no more.

Even prominent podcasters complain about ENIC but admit they won’t join in?

Why?
February 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When fans inside the stadium chant Levy Out, it’s almost exclusively coming the South stand.

What’s the psychology behind the others not joining in?
February 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Does anyone have a good explanation to why majority of Spurs fans in London resist/hesitate about protesting live against ENIC/Levy?

We are one of the richest clubs in Europe, yet one of the worst operated clubs on the Football side.
February 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM