smashed_penguin
@smashedpenguin.bsky.social
26 | 18+ | He/Him | Bi | Kink Positive Lewdy Lover | DM's Open | pfp by TheMeekest
Need someone to recreate all the locations from Driveclub in BeamNG please and thank you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Need someone to recreate all the locations from Driveclub in BeamNG please and thank you.
YouTube finally incorporating some more Material You colour into their UI
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
YouTube finally incorporating some more Material You colour into their UI
Cuminfalting her while she's giving birth
Replacing one belly with another asynchronously
(she is not amused 💢 at your game 🃏)
Replacing one belly with another asynchronously
(she is not amused 💢 at your game 🃏)
October 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Cuminfalting her while she's giving birth
Replacing one belly with another asynchronously
(she is not amused 💢 at your game 🃏)
Replacing one belly with another asynchronously
(she is not amused 💢 at your game 🃏)
It's impressive how much light you can get from a 2XAA torch these days.
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's impressive how much light you can get from a 2XAA torch these days.
The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.
Electronic music peaked in 2008 through to 2012
October 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Electronic music peaked in 2008 through to 2012
Weather: Rainy
My Weather App: Poor conditions for running
Bro if I did running this is exactly the weather I'd be excited for running in what you on about
My Weather App: Poor conditions for running
Bro if I did running this is exactly the weather I'd be excited for running in what you on about
September 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Weather: Rainy
My Weather App: Poor conditions for running
Bro if I did running this is exactly the weather I'd be excited for running in what you on about
My Weather App: Poor conditions for running
Bro if I did running this is exactly the weather I'd be excited for running in what you on about
Severely Artism
Terminally Artistic
Terminally Artistic
September 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Severely Artism
Terminally Artistic
Terminally Artistic
There ain't much about Firefox Mobile on Android that annoys me, but of those most are such minor things it's frustrating that that is an issue at all.
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There ain't much about Firefox Mobile on Android that annoys me, but of those most are such minor things it's frustrating that that is an issue at all.
European nations please stop selling your companies to the United States conglomerates.
#keepitlocal
#keepitlocal
September 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
European nations please stop selling your companies to the United States conglomerates.
#keepitlocal
#keepitlocal
Fuck the 1030.52.731.2025 driver 🔵🦀
Reverting back to 1030.44.1014.2024
Reverting back to 1030.44.1014.2024
September 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Fuck the 1030.52.731.2025 driver 🔵🦀
Reverting back to 1030.44.1014.2024
Reverting back to 1030.44.1014.2024
I'll be honest, if we go on a hike I want you to be infront not because I'm being courteous letting you lead the way or set the pace,... I just want to stare at your ass.
It's a great motivator 🍑👀🐕🦺
It's a great motivator 🍑👀🐕🦺
August 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'll be honest, if we go on a hike I want you to be infront not because I'm being courteous letting you lead the way or set the pace,... I just want to stare at your ass.
It's a great motivator 🍑👀🐕🦺
It's a great motivator 🍑👀🐕🦺
Being remembered is something we all selfishly desire.
August 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Being remembered is something we all selfishly desire.
In the wise words of Bill Wurtz: “you could make a religion out of this!”
Producing fat animal women is literally one of the most human activities one could possibly do.
The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.
August 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In the wise words of Bill Wurtz: “you could make a religion out of this!”
Old bird yells at cloud:
Emojis in the title of for sale listings piss me off immensely
Emojis in the title of for sale listings piss me off immensely
August 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Old bird yells at cloud:
Emojis in the title of for sale listings piss me off immensely
Emojis in the title of for sale listings piss me off immensely
So the Remaster function in Samsung Gallery broke and created some cool authentic glitch artifacts
August 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So the Remaster function in Samsung Gallery broke and created some cool authentic glitch artifacts
No, please...
Look Disrespectfully.
...I would.
I do...
Look Disrespectfully.
...I would.
I do...
July 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No, please...
Look Disrespectfully.
...I would.
I do...
Look Disrespectfully.
...I would.
I do...
Things Microsoft could do to make the Windows 11 Start Menu better – No. 173
Customizable folder sizes, ie.
3x3
4x3
4x4
5x4
5x5
Rather than being locked to 4x3 always.
Customizable folder sizes, ie.
3x3
4x3
4x4
5x4
5x5
Rather than being locked to 4x3 always.
July 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Things Microsoft could do to make the Windows 11 Start Menu better – No. 173
Customizable folder sizes, ie.
3x3
4x3
4x4
5x4
5x5
Rather than being locked to 4x3 always.
Customizable folder sizes, ie.
3x3
4x3
4x4
5x4
5x5
Rather than being locked to 4x3 always.
I don't play Minecraft
July 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I don't play Minecraft
Sometimes, I wish the world would imitate art more.
June 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sometimes, I wish the world would imitate art more.
Believe it or not I'm not actually horny all the time but I'd be lying if I said putting myself into the mindset of a depraved sex gremlin isn't fun~
June 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Believe it or not I'm not actually horny all the time but I'd be lying if I said putting myself into the mindset of a depraved sex gremlin isn't fun~
I am confusion, looking up Renamon Appreciation Day I come across a bunch of old posts saying it's March 28th... When was it changed to May 28th and why?
May 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I am confusion, looking up Renamon Appreciation Day I come across a bunch of old posts saying it's March 28th... When was it changed to May 28th and why?