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26 | 18+ | He/Him | Bi | Kink Positive Lewdy Lover | DM's Open | pfp by TheMeekest
Every King needs their Queen
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
✨leggies✨
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Either one of them:

W-wait... I gotta pee (⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄)
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
In the year of 2025 the biggest Red Flag 🚩 to me is A Cross ✝️

Not a catch-all but when I see the christian symbol in someone's bio and especially in their username I'm immediately cautiously suspicious of them
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The reason for being that they aren't shown in theaters and aren't going for that filmic look because they well aren't films obviously, instead being directly aired on broadcast TV. Sidenote, it's not necessarily always in 60 frames, they can be 50 or 59.94 also.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If an artist uses a model trained on others' unrightfully obtained art to create new works, then yes.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Slopslop
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
🗨️We?
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
r/AskReddit
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
playing Bean Boozled with weed effects
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think the PS4/PS5 optical drives physically can't read CDs, only DVD and BluRay
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
they tried drm protected mp3's back then, which went about as well as you'd expect
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
that's unheard of around these parts
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
That would probably still work on a good amount of us anyway
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ethics and potential workplace drama aside, I'd totally be down for some sexy time with a boss. Maybe even throw in some "blackmail" roleplay, me having to ""work"" for my salary 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Can't say for sure how many up until now but I could start counting going forward...
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don't like lavender nooo
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wouldn't just hiding the 'Animation' workspace tab and others than you don't use get you most of the way there? The UI is highly customizable in vanilla even before you get into add-ons.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
to worship or be worshipped
both is good
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I buy wireless headphones instead for this reason, more-easily replaceable battery. What I didn't count on though was both of my previous "premium" wireless headphones physically breaking into two from just regular use before a battery replacement was needed.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The creature is trying its best.
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
That good milk ain't free
You gotta earn your sip
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶d̶o̶g̶g̶y̶!̶ ̶ bad kitty?
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Realized too late
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM