smartitwotwo
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Really bad at making decisions, including what to say in this description.
@megschuster.bsky.social @spannersready.bsky.social The tragedy of Lance Stroll: he can’t move to another team (compete against his father?), he can’t quit (give up on his father?) He’s utterly at the mercy of a mid-pack team with a mid-pack car. #F1
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
@megschuster.bsky.social @spannersready.bsky.social The tragedy of Lance Stroll: he can’t move to another team (compete against his father?), he can’t quit (give up on his father?) He’s utterly at the mercy of a mid-pack team with a mid-pack car. #F1
Paedon’s voice is eerily similar to Kody’s. #SisterWives
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Paedon’s voice is eerily similar to Kody’s. #SisterWives
Psst… Brandon… if you want to keep Julia “charged”, KEEP YOUR MOTHER OUT OF YOUR LIVES. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehappilyeverafter
September 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Psst… Brandon… if you want to keep Julia “charged”, KEEP YOUR MOTHER OUT OF YOUR LIVES. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehappilyeverafter
Wait, when did postage go up?
August 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Wait, when did postage go up?
Spotted in Helsinki.
August 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Spotted in Helsinki.
Slightly diminish a band: Disappointing Religion.
Slightly diminish a band: Fleetwood Min
Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be A Bit Taller Than Average
August 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Disappointing Religion.
If you’re old enough, this is hilarious.
an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)
August 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If you’re old enough, this is hilarious.
IYKYK
The White House is happy to announce the new head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
IYKYK
There is a lot of alcohol in this vodka and tonic.
August 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There is a lot of alcohol in this vodka and tonic.
Today’s Gen X World Problem:
I heard the phrase “vintage cassette rack”.
I heard the phrase “vintage cassette rack”.
July 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today’s Gen X World Problem:
I heard the phrase “vintage cassette rack”.
I heard the phrase “vintage cassette rack”.
We’re about to have a big FAFO decade…
July 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We’re about to have a big FAFO decade…
We are once again falling victim to one of the two classic blunders, the first of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia….
June 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We are once again falling victim to one of the two classic blunders, the first of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia….
“I’m kinda done with flashy.” ME-OW! #SisterWives
June 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“I’m kinda done with flashy.” ME-OW! #SisterWives
Why didn’t he send someone to check on Alliya after like, 15 minutes? #90DayFiance
June 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Why didn’t he send someone to check on Alliya after like, 15 minutes? #90DayFiance
Any should have flipped a coin. #90dayfiance
June 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Any should have flipped a coin. #90dayfiance
You know, you can set Duolingo to 5 minutes a day. #90dayfiance
June 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You know, you can set Duolingo to 5 minutes a day. #90dayfiance
California’s law on pre-nups is VERY strict, thanks to Barry Bonds (yes, that Barry Bonds). Dropping it on her, without independent counsel, not in her native language, less than 7 days before the wedding, will likely not be enforceable. #90DayFiance
May 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
California’s law on pre-nups is VERY strict, thanks to Barry Bonds (yes, that Barry Bonds). Dropping it on her, without independent counsel, not in her native language, less than 7 days before the wedding, will likely not be enforceable. #90DayFiance
So, George Wendt did a short lived sitcom that was shot on the Disney lot. One day, I saw him walking along. It took EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING to not shout, “Norm!” A couple other people and I were looking at each other, clearly all having the same thought.
RIP, George.
RIP, George.
May 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So, George Wendt did a short lived sitcom that was shot on the Disney lot. One day, I saw him walking along. It took EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING to not shout, “Norm!” A couple other people and I were looking at each other, clearly all having the same thought.
RIP, George.
RIP, George.
I remember the FIRST thing I learned about riding on a western saddle is that holding the horn won’t help you. #sisterwives
May 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I remember the FIRST thing I learned about riding on a western saddle is that holding the horn won’t help you. #sisterwives
#Peacock, what up? Oh, wait it’s back now. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
#Peacock, what up? Oh, wait it’s back now. #Eurovision