smartitwotwo
@smartitwotwo.bsky.social
Really bad at making decisions, including what to say in this description.
Many states have laws that include that presumption. Laws that were written long before DNA tests were invented. The law always lags behind technology.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Many states have laws that include that presumption. Laws that were written long before DNA tests were invented. The law always lags behind technology.
Clearly, you’re riddled with egrets.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Clearly, you’re riddled with egrets.
Olive will lend a paw.
September 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Olive will lend a paw.
Remind me to tell you about the time Disney laid me off 2 months short of my 20th anniversary… (hashtag not bitter)
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Remind me to tell you about the time Disney laid me off 2 months short of my 20th anniversary… (hashtag not bitter)
Beards are good, mullets are bad.
September 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Beards are good, mullets are bad.
She’s already made up her mind to leave, she just doesn’t want to be the one to pull the plug.
September 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
She’s already made up her mind to leave, she just doesn’t want to be the one to pull the plug.
Would it kill him to validate just one of her emotions?
September 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Would it kill him to validate just one of her emotions?
You’re here and not on Twitter!
August 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You’re here and not on Twitter!
Wasn’t there a line in there somewhere, like, “I don’t think I’ve ever worn sportswear.”
July 31, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Wasn’t there a line in there somewhere, like, “I don’t think I’ve ever worn sportswear.”