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Bris Ray
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Devoted procrastinator.
NBA Analyst. 🏀
Gamer. 🎮
AΦΑ. 🤙🏾
Lakers. 💜💛
Eagles. 🦅
Host of HomeCraft Cocktails. 🍸
The Xbox 360 was released exactly 20 years ago today 🥲 good fucking times
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Might be a hot take but Sinners is better than One Battle After Another. Sorry not sorry
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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*chef's kiss*
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Oh they’re launching a pro women’s baseball league next year? That’s dope!
Mo'ne Davis is set to be the face of the most promising U.S. women’s professional baseball league in 70-plus years.

The inaugural WPBL draft is set for Thursday

www.si.com/mlb/mone-dav...
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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KINGSTON, Jamaica (AP) — Hurricane Melissa makes landfall in Jamaica as a Category 5 storm, the strongest direct hit to the island in 174 years.
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You know what… you’re right.
It’s the weekend. Play some Video Games 👌😤
October 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours
KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment
Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.
www.kare11.com
October 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, ABC reports
Multiple people shot at Dallas ICE field office: Source
Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, according to a law enforcement source.
abcnews.go.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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“There is no war in bah sing se”
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
R Kelly at a baby play area is WILD lol
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
O-H!! 🌰
August 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Suck shit texas.
August 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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For the boycotts don’t work folks
August 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We ready!! 🙌🏾
nba.com NBA @nba.com · Aug 12
2025-26 OPENING NIGHT on NBC and Peacock!

🍿 Shai and the champs get their rings
🍿 KD debuts for Houston
🍿 Year 2 of Steph/Jimmy and Luka/LeBron

NBA Schedule Release presented by Ticketmaster
August 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The music from this
August 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Alexa, play “No Ceilings” by Lil Wayne
July 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I had no idea one of Jokic's brothers is actually Zangief.
One of Nikola Jokic's brothers is behind the Nuggets bench at Summer League and.. yeah
July 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Agree. Someone always fucking it up for everyone. Never been part of a group that worked well together. I dont like being graded by other people.
I hate it so much i did very well in school so that i could fully not care about how much a group project would bring down my average.
5. Group projects are the worst.” Agree or disagree?
July 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you disagree, then you was one of the ones that ain’t do shit 😂
5. Group projects are the worst.” Agree or disagree?
July 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is your daily reminder: Fuck ICE
July 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m not ecstatic, but he was the best center available and it’s def better than nothing 🤷🏾‍♂️ so fuck it, let’s go Lakers!
FROM SHAMS:

BREAKING: Deandre Ayton has agreed to sign with the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell ESPN. Between Portland and L.A., Ayton will earn $34 million next season. Agents Nima Namakian of Innovate Sports and Bill Duffy of WME Sports reached the deal with Lakers president Rob Pelinka.
July 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’ve been hit up about bartending services, cocktail consultation, and/or batched drink creation three times in the past 48 hours, and six times in the past 3 weeks.

This lil hobby of mine really turning into something 🤔
July 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Your annual reminder that we’re already halfway through the year. 😮‍💨
July 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM