Jiraiya Sensei
@jusrik.bsky.social
👩🏾💻impersonating developer |👩🏾🍳 part-time line cook in my kitchen |👩🏾🌾 farmer Johnetta | faux botanist 🌱| lover of books 📚 |
Who knows what’s going to come out my mouth, please don’t take it too seriously
Who knows what’s going to come out my mouth, please don’t take it too seriously
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i lost the fucking ticket war for now... but i am getting my ticket to this olivia dean show damnit! i am NOT playing with these new fans! MOVE OUT OF MY OG WAY
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i lost the fucking ticket war for now... but i am getting my ticket to this olivia dean show damnit! i am NOT playing with these new fans! MOVE OUT OF MY OG WAY
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I didn’t know all of y’all were Olivia Dean fans??? 😖
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I didn’t know all of y’all were Olivia Dean fans??? 😖
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We’re hiring!
The TRiiBE is currently experiencing an exciting period of audience growth, which requires a leader to capture new readers and pipeline them into our membership program.
Come work with our independent and Black-owned newsroom ✊🏾✨
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The TRiiBE is currently experiencing an exciting period of audience growth, which requires a leader to capture new readers and pipeline them into our membership program.
Come work with our independent and Black-owned newsroom ✊🏾✨
thetriibe.com/jobs
We're hiring!
The TRiiBE is hiring! Take a look at our Chicago-based employment opportunities and apply today!
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November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We’re hiring!
The TRiiBE is currently experiencing an exciting period of audience growth, which requires a leader to capture new readers and pipeline them into our membership program.
Come work with our independent and Black-owned newsroom ✊🏾✨
thetriibe.com/jobs
The TRiiBE is currently experiencing an exciting period of audience growth, which requires a leader to capture new readers and pipeline them into our membership program.
Come work with our independent and Black-owned newsroom ✊🏾✨
thetriibe.com/jobs
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If you’re looking for a new job… it’s coming before the year is up
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you’re looking for a new job… it’s coming before the year is up
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He’s one of them. Mystery solved.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
He’s one of them. Mystery solved.
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The "we" are: White people and ALL MEN.
MICHELLE OBAMA, on whether a woman can get elected president:
“.. sadly, we ain’t ready. That’s why I’m like: don’t even look at me about running ‘cause you all are lying. You’re not ready for a woman. We got a lot of growing up to do ..”
@cnn.com
www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/p...
“.. sadly, we ain’t ready. That’s why I’m like: don’t even look at me about running ‘cause you all are lying. You’re not ready for a woman. We got a lot of growing up to do ..”
@cnn.com
www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/p...
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The "we" are: White people and ALL MEN.
I hate this fucking country so much
I hate the fucking parties
I hate the way white people fail up
I hate that the people that NEED to be revolutionary won’t be.
I hate that those who need help the most won’t fucking get it.
I hate this place
I hate the fucking parties
I hate the way white people fail up
I hate that the people that NEED to be revolutionary won’t be.
I hate that those who need help the most won’t fucking get it.
I hate this place
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I hate this fucking country so much
I hate the fucking parties
I hate the way white people fail up
I hate that the people that NEED to be revolutionary won’t be.
I hate that those who need help the most won’t fucking get it.
I hate this place
I hate the fucking parties
I hate the way white people fail up
I hate that the people that NEED to be revolutionary won’t be.
I hate that those who need help the most won’t fucking get it.
I hate this place
Lmao i think I did too good of a job because I kept getting asked if it was real
But I used clear eyelash glue and the Cuban Twist Kinky hair… and then lined it up.
But I used clear eyelash glue and the Cuban Twist Kinky hair… and then lined it up.
The mustache look like you took it directly off Rick's face! You win Halloween 2025. 😂😂😂😂
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Lmao i think I did too good of a job because I kept getting asked if it was real
But I used clear eyelash glue and the Cuban Twist Kinky hair… and then lined it up.
But I used clear eyelash glue and the Cuban Twist Kinky hair… and then lined it up.
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Yall… I dressed up as Rick James yesterday… I’m going to make a thread of the comments I heard but first… I gotta show you the fit
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yall… I dressed up as Rick James yesterday… I’m going to make a thread of the comments I heard but first… I gotta show you the fit
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My mom put a perm in my hair when i was 3
Why men don’t look like Allen Iverson no mo ☹️☹️☹️☹️
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My mom put a perm in my hair when i was 3
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If you do layoffs while making record profits you should be permanently banned from receiving any government contracts, grants or tax breaks.
October 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you do layoffs while making record profits you should be permanently banned from receiving any government contracts, grants or tax breaks.
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If you see people stealing food during this government shut down, no the fuck you didn’t.
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If you see people stealing food during this government shut down, no the fuck you didn’t.
I’m cackling lmaooo
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m cackling lmaooo
People who really enjoy food know the price don’t dictate shit as it pertains to “good food”.
Also, Cheesecake Factory makes majority of not all its food fresh which is impressive af for that big ass menu.
Also, Cheesecake Factory makes majority of not all its food fresh which is impressive af for that big ass menu.
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
People who really enjoy food know the price don’t dictate shit as it pertains to “good food”.
Also, Cheesecake Factory makes majority of not all its food fresh which is impressive af for that big ass menu.
Also, Cheesecake Factory makes majority of not all its food fresh which is impressive af for that big ass menu.
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Sure do and I only take it off DND if we say we’re gonna hop on a call and it goes on immediately after
millennials went from no ring tones to permanent dnd
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Sure do and I only take it off DND if we say we’re gonna hop on a call and it goes on immediately after
I’ve been so frustrated here lately and couldn’t pinpoint why. But I feel like… I get so wrapped up in everyone else’s needs that I forget my own. And by the time I notice… my cup’s bone. fucking. dry… and I’ve stopped expecting it to be filled.
October 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’ve been so frustrated here lately and couldn’t pinpoint why. But I feel like… I get so wrapped up in everyone else’s needs that I forget my own. And by the time I notice… my cup’s bone. fucking. dry… and I’ve stopped expecting it to be filled.
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Im not playing about us when I become a nurse 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
If I don’t do nothing else as a nurse imma advocate for US. You won’t get away with medical racism around me and I will report your ass to the board if necessary
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Im not playing about us when I become a nurse 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Yeah, I looked good last night.
October 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Yeah, I looked good last night.
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So obsessed with being viewed with doing the right thing instead of just doing the right fucking thing
Take a picture of yourself at the No Kings rally.
Print it.
Put it in a frame.
Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 
Print it.
Put it in a frame.
Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
So obsessed with being viewed with doing the right thing instead of just doing the right fucking thing
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Lingerie just doesn’t get the appreciation it deserves 😩
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Lingerie just doesn’t get the appreciation it deserves 😩