Mr. Well-behaved
@smartestgenius.bsky.social
Idk don't yell at me
I don't think my brain was made to do anything other than be sad
August 11, 2023 at 3:39 PM
I don't think my brain was made to do anything other than be sad
Comedians in cars eating poop
August 6, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Comedians in cars eating poop
Gonna have to wait for the console release of Baldur's Gate 3 bc it would fry my little laptop smh
August 4, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Gonna have to wait for the console release of Baldur's Gate 3 bc it would fry my little laptop smh
Rosemary's Homie
August 2, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Rosemary's Homie
Who wants to shoot me with a big gun and forever change the lives of passersby for my birthday??? 👀
July 28, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Who wants to shoot me with a big gun and forever change the lives of passersby for my birthday??? 👀
Oh yeah? Could a depressed guy do this?? (Puts the gun barrel in my mouth)
July 26, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Oh yeah? Could a depressed guy do this?? (Puts the gun barrel in my mouth)
Self-driving cars will put an end to drunk driving unless we do something about it. Wake up.
July 25, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Self-driving cars will put an end to drunk driving unless we do something about it. Wake up.
Elon replying to a post of a guy pulling a quarter out from behind a kid's ear: looking into this
July 25, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Elon replying to a post of a guy pulling a quarter out from behind a kid's ear: looking into this
(to that ride a cowboy song)
Save a horse,
Fuck an asshole
Save a horse,
Fuck an asshole
July 25, 2023 at 1:47 AM
(to that ride a cowboy song)
Save a horse,
Fuck an asshole
Save a horse,
Fuck an asshole
Reposted by Mr. Well-behaved
array of buttons in front of my face inside of my mech suit helmet. press the red button with three wavy lines on it and a spicy hot chicken finger is 3d printed and slid into my mouth from a shuttered orifice
July 23, 2023 at 12:18 AM
array of buttons in front of my face inside of my mech suit helmet. press the red button with three wavy lines on it and a spicy hot chicken finger is 3d printed and slid into my mouth from a shuttered orifice
Not understanding dril's schtick should mean you can only use Threads for social media
July 19, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Not understanding dril's schtick should mean you can only use Threads for social media
I can't hear you being mean to me over my beanie propeller
July 18, 2023 at 9:33 PM
I can't hear you being mean to me over my beanie propeller
Forging a blade of untold power rn
July 18, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Forging a blade of untold power rn
Honking off to honor God
July 15, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Honking off to honor God
(millennially) I has heckin depressies
July 14, 2023 at 2:31 PM
(millennially) I has heckin depressies
Going to work everyday
July 11, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Going to work everyday
(BNL voice)
If I had $20
If I had $20
July 10, 2023 at 2:05 PM
(BNL voice)
If I had $20
If I had $20
(on the toilet)
Come out ye black and tans
Come and fight me like a man
Come out ye black and tans
Come and fight me like a man
July 9, 2023 at 11:53 AM
(on the toilet)
Come out ye black and tans
Come and fight me like a man
Come out ye black and tans
Come and fight me like a man
Don't fret everyone: I'm hunting Jonah Hill with Semtex sticky grenades
July 8, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Don't fret everyone: I'm hunting Jonah Hill with Semtex sticky grenades
I like that "accounting error" just means "we did something evil with the money"
July 7, 2023 at 10:48 PM
I like that "accounting error" just means "we did something evil with the money"
Reposted by Mr. Well-behaved
interesting that this site is called blue sky…blue being the very color of the sky above nazi germany
June 27, 2023 at 10:08 PM
interesting that this site is called blue sky…blue being the very color of the sky above nazi germany
Throwing my hat in the ring for a Twitter replacement with Pöopsly. Your posts are called "turds" retweets are called "re-poops" you can like posts by hitting the "eat" icon and replies are also called "re-poops" too
July 5, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Throwing my hat in the ring for a Twitter replacement with Pöopsly. Your posts are called "turds" retweets are called "re-poops" you can like posts by hitting the "eat" icon and replies are also called "re-poops" too
(to Enter Sandman)
Off to dirty diaper land
Off to dirty diaper land
July 5, 2023 at 10:20 PM
(to Enter Sandman)
Off to dirty diaper land
Off to dirty diaper land