Matt Foreman
smarffffff.bsky.social
Matt Foreman
@smarffffff.bsky.social
he/they
girled cheese
April 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
tarkir dragonstorm really living up to the khans legacy by being an absolutely goated limited set
April 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
is romaine lettuce healthy reddit
March 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
my “plane crashed and i died :/“ bit is getting less and less funny
February 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
when the cheese has those little crunchy bits 😩
February 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
kate and i are a perfect couple bc she loves buying cursed objects and i love being freaked the fuck out all the time
February 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
*walking into my wife’s office* *farting multiple times*
does it smell like i farted in here to you? 🤔
January 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by Matt Foreman
she is one corn dog long
January 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Reposted by Matt Foreman
No Angel
January 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
the funniest part about being a left handed magic player is that ppl will just keep putting your deck on the wrong side of your playmat no matter how many times you laboriously slide it across
December 28, 2024 at 4:31 PM
does nosferatu eat pussy
December 26, 2024 at 1:47 AM
“the macros on a big mac are actually quite good” i repeatedly mutter to myself, alone in my car
December 19, 2024 at 10:51 PM
good work agent 47
December 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
to all my new followers, it’s nice to skeet you
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 AM
skeetsgiving
November 29, 2024 at 1:17 AM
related: did anyone ever play gunbound as a kid?
I am a big advocate for preserving video games.
So it's always awesome to see groups of people doing just that.
Even random old mobile games that people would neglect, are getting preserved and that's really cool to me
November 25, 2024 at 1:01 PM
the first time i had baja blast
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
if you ask me what i call tweets on this website i guess you could say i’m team skeet
November 21, 2024 at 3:37 PM
imagine being so old you lose the ability to skeet
You guys can call them whatever you want but I'm going to call them posts because I am nearly 42 years old
November 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
the doctor said i have the sexist colon he's ever seen? lol i guess my colon was like really clean and sexy or something
November 21, 2024 at 12:35 AM
i’m pretty sure i dreamed about league of legends while i was under 💀
November 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
i lived bitch
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
is there a skeeter pack for washed magic "pros" with a juicy ass that someone can add me to?
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
is there a skeeter pack for washed magic “pros” over 30 that someone can add me to
November 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM