wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

donald trump is a pedophile

motocompo

Saw this on Pinterest, I’m going insane they are so cute

Nami the woman you are 🩷

I don't care if this isn't a popular opinion, I've had enough:

It's 2024. If you still think it's OK to disrespect retail people doing their job, either stay home until you can act like a human or find a fire and jump in it.

Me and my friends would’ve killed Steamboat Willie with hammers I can tell you that much

oh he sowin

Yup elon has officially killed the app, he has made it so one of the best information sources for Japanese earthquakes can’t tweet out information any more cuase they don’t pay for his stupid check system. There will be blood on his hands!

crime alert suspected pimp in area

welp, you know what they say (tries to remember what the phrases “beating a dead horse” & “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” mean simultaneously) uhh. dont beat off in a dead horses mouth.

Pottery is something you do with your teeth