I didn't know that there was a specific term for skateboarders who use their left foot so I thought KASSO was calling these dudes "goofy" unprovoked

Finally playing Mass Effect 2, working my way through the trilogy.Turns out that video games are good actually.

California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."

“The President’s desires cannot be ignored”

No uniforms
No badges
No names
No warrant
No charges

Just guns and SUVs taking a man away while his pregnant wife says "my love, my love"

“Without TikTok how will we—“ you’ll watch lolcat compilations on YouTube like God intended

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

Happy holidays to everyone in the Sicko community. Thank you to everyone who went Sicko Mode with us in 2024.

After much reflection and deliberation, we are announcing, with a heavy heart, that we will be continuing the show. you will have to kill us

Anyone else’s husband always crawling on the ground going “I need mana”